Quotulatiousness

April 10, 2022

“Canadian media, ‘independent’ or otherwise, is about as sparkly as dry toast”

Filed under: Bureaucracy, Business, Cancon, Government, Media — Tags: , , , — Nicholas @ 05:00

It’s impossible to disagree with the editors at The Line about the negative impact of government involvement, oversight and subsidization of the media, and the ensuing neutralization (or even Pablumization) of the news presented to Canadians:

“Newspaper Boxes” by Randy Landicho is licensed under CC BY 2.0

There is no way to create such a system without an inherently political process to answer philosophically fraught questions like “what is news?” and “what is a journalist?” And that takes us ever closer to the perilous path of state credentialization of a profession that only operates properly when it is free of both undue government interference and of government assistance. State meddling is bad for journalism whether the intent be good, bad or indifferent.

Every outlet is beholden to the people who cut the cheque, and if your business model relies on impressing government grant gifters or corporate social responsibility committees, then your content is going to reflect the milquetoast sensibilities of your true audience.

Which, bluntly, is why so much Canadian media, “independent” or otherwise, is about as sparkly as dry toast. Whole grain. To rely on government money is not only philosophically untenable, it is almost inherently corrupting. There are public journalism enterprises in Canada, including, for instance, the CBC and TVO, and your Line editors contribute to both. You can trust us when we tell you that the people in charge of those organizations work very, very hard to avoid the impossible conflicts public funding of journalism cannot help but produce. The readers can judge the results, but no one in either outlets pretends it’s easy. It’s not.

And in case it needs to be noted here again, The Line accepts no public cash. Not a dime. We rely entirely on paid subscriptions from our reader base, and we like it that way. Our relationship with you, the reader, is what allows us to be risky, innovative, and occasionally belligerent. You’re here because you like us — you really like us! — and as a result, we serve only you. That doesn’t mean that you’re always going to agree with us, of course, but rather that you can trust us to tell you what we really think.

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Mussolini is Tired of War – WW2 – 189 – April 9th , 1943

World War Two
Published 9 Apr 2022

Adolf Hitler meets with Benito Mussolini to hopefully restore his flagging morale and convince him that the Axis can hold out in North Africa, but the situation there grows more precarious and this week there the Allies advancing from the west and the east link up for the first time. The Axis are also holding out in the Caucasus, as new Soviet attacks to take Krymskaya begin.
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Andrew Heaton’s dog problems

Filed under: Humour — Tags: — Nicholas @ 03:00

In his most recent email newsletter, Andrew Heaton explains the problem he’s encountered while visiting a national park with a foster dog:

Not Andrew Heaton’s dog

I am writing this in the woods during a brief respite from the dog trying to strangle himself.

I have been fostering Wallace for about a month, and the shelter informs me a nice man is threatening to adopt him, and so there is added social pressure to keep him from asphyxiating. Obviously I don’t want any dog to suffocate, least of all Wallace. But it would be embarrassing on top of all that if I had to awkwardly call the shelter and explain I can’t return Wallace on account of his apparent suicide in the woods. I’d probably wind up on a watch list of some kind, or have my picture on the wall with the caption of “possible murderer”.

Allow me to explain. Wallace and I decided to go camping over the weekend, where I assumed I would get to lounge around a hammock and read books, while Wallace, enthralled with nature and new smells, would sit attentively on a bluff looking into the middle distance like the platonic canine ideal in a Kinkaid painting. To maximize his enjoyment, I purchased a twenty-five foot cord, which I further hooked to a retractable leash, affording Wallace a respectable illusion of freedom and autonomy.

It turns out that when you take dogs camping, they are only interested in two things: hiking, and strangling themselves. We went on a two hour (!) hike earlier in the morning, then retreated to camp for lunch. That’s when Wallace developed the new and exciting hobby of trying to off himself as quickly as possible.

If there are six saplings in his immediate vicinity, he will gleefully wrap himself around all of them in a diagram reminiscent of how quarks orbit sub-atomic particles, then conclude the adventure by accidentally tying a slip knot or a noose or some other damn thing and commence dyeing.

I am told by hunters that animals will gnaw their limbs off when trapped, but Wallace shows no initiative in biting through his leash, despite having previously chewed his way through a variety of wood-handed tools I borrowed from my neighbor. Instead, his entire strategy for breaking his restraints is to angrily pee on them. Wallace seems to think the piss stream unleashed by his Herculean doggy prostate is sufficient to cut diamonds, and so surely can free him from the absorbent cloth tethering him to nine or ten saplings. So I free him, and make a mental note to buy a new leash upon our return.

I have also caught Wallace trying to drown himself by wrapping his leash around a submerged log, getting himself hopelessly tangled in the (stationary) tires of my car, and as near as I can tell, managing to tie asphyxiating knots around invisible things like radio waves and WIFI signals. Given sufficient time and as little as a shoelace, I think he could probably strangle himself around imaginary concepts like latitude lines, Bigfoot, or Modern Monetary Theory. I don’t know who previously owned Wallace, but I’m beginning to suspect Jeffrey Epstein.

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History of Rome in 15 Buildings 04. Ara Pacis

Filed under: Architecture, Europe, History — Tags: , , , , , — Nicholas @ 02:00

toldinstone
Published 27 Sep 2018

Augustus dominates this fourth episode of our History of Rome, which uses the Ara Pacis Augustae (Altar of the Augustan Peace) to discuss the first emperor’s reign, reforms, and propaganda. I also threw in a gripping description of the Battle of Actium.

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QotD: Most MMORPG portrayal of iron-working is incredibly unrealistic

As with our series on farming, we are going to follow the train of iron production from the mine to a finished object, be that a tool, a piece of armor, a simple nail, a weapon or some other object. And I want to stress that broad framing: iron was made into more things than just swords (although swords are cool). If you are here wondering how you go from iron-bearing rocks to a sword, these posts will tell you, but they will equally get you from those same rocks to a nail, or a workman’s hammer, or a sawblade, or a pot, or a decorative iron spiral, or a belt-buckle, or any other of a multitude of things that might be produced in iron.

Iron production is a unique topic in one key way. If the problem with farmers is that the popular understanding of the past (either historical or fantastical) renders them effectively invisible – as indeed, it tends to render most ancient forms of production invisible – iron-working is tremendously visible, but in a series of motifs that are almost completely wrong. Iron is treated as rare when it is common, melted in societies that almost certainly lack the furnaces to do so; swords are cast when they should be forged, quenched in ways that would ruin them and the work of the iron-worker is represented as a solitary activity when every stage of iron-working, when done at any kind of scale, was a team job (many modern traditional blacksmiths work alone, often as a hobby; ancient smiths generally did not). The popular depiction is so consistently wrong that it doesn’t really even provide a firm basis for correction. We are going to have to start over, from the beginning.

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In most video games, if you are looking to produce some iron things, the first problem you invariably have is finding some iron ores. Often iron is some sort of semi-rare strategic resource available in only certain parts of the map, something that factions might fight over. Actually finding some iron might be a serious problem.

Well, I have good news for historical you as compared to video game you: iron is the fourth most common element in earth’s crust, making up around 5% of the total mass of the part of the earth we can actually mine. Modern industry produces – and I mean this very literally – a billion tons (and change) of iron per year. Iron is about the exact opposite of rare; almost all of the major ores of iron are dirt common. And that’s the point.

One of the reasons that the change from using bronze (or copper) as tool metals to using iron was so important historically is that iron is just so damn abundant. Of course iron can be used to make better tools and weapons as well, but only with proper treatment: initially, the advantage in iron was that it was cheap. Now, as we’ll see, while the abundance of iron makes it cheap, the difficulty in working it poses technological problems; that’s why the far rarer and also generally inferior (to proper, work-hardened, heat-treated iron or steel; bronze will often exceed the performance of unalloyed iron) copper and bronze were used first: harder to find, easier to work. […]

Very small amounts of iron occur on earth as pure “native” metal; the term for this, “meteoric iron” is an accurate description of where it comes from (there is also one known deposit of native “telluric iron“); in practice, the sum total of these iron sources is effectively a rounding error on the amount of iron an iron-age society is going to need and so “pure” iron may be disregarded as a meaningful source of iron.

Bret Devereaux, “Iron, How Did They Make It? Part I, Mining”, A Collection of Unmitigated Pedantry, 2020-09-18.

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