Quotulatiousness

September 17, 2022

QotD: Parenting

Filed under: Humour, Quotations — Tags: , — Nicholas @ 01:00

Parenting is learning how to balance the desire to cheer your kids for raging against The Machine with accepting the fact that you are now, in fact, said Machine.

“It’s amazing that you’re strong enough to escape the crib I confine you to. Your burgeoning independence is a marvel to behold. Keep fighting the dying of the light at bedtime, darling.”

“I hate you!”
“Of course you do, precious. Hatred of the people who are keeping you alive is a necessary part of individuation. However, you lack the executive function to properly weigh the consequences of going to that all-night kegger in the field.”

Jen Gerson (@jengerson), Twitter, 2022-06-14.

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