Quotulatiousness

February 24, 2026

QotD: The! Exclamation! Mark!

Filed under: Britain, Humour, Quotations — Tags: , , — Nicholas @ 01:00

They are everywhere one looks. The mandatory symbol of the overfamiliar: “We’ve got your order!”

To the grammatically sane, reading the exclamation mark in its proper mode, the modern world appears increasingly deranged, authored seemingly by caffeinated twelve-year-olds. The delirium jumps at you in emails, on billboards, from the end of every other sentence.

The exclamation mark — the name a dead giveaway — means to exclaim. To cry out or speak suddenly or excitedly, as from surprise, delight, horror, etc. That line and dot seize your attention. Help! Now, it seizes your last nerve. Stop! If everything is exclamatory, then nothing is.

To the cynic, the exclamation mark is a hypodermic needle spiking foreign joy into the bloodstream of language. With each excitable email, I wonder, is this person in need of urgent medical attention? Or have they overdosed on Adderall?

Christopher Gage, “Against Enthusiasm”, Oxford Sour, 2025-11-21.

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