Quotulatiousness

September 18, 2018

QotD Breastfeeding

Filed under: Health, Humour, Quotations — Tags: , , — Nicholas @ 01:00

I threw out the baby books that I had been given after the first week of breastfeeding. All those promises/warnings of “don’t be surprised if you experience multiple orgasms while nursing”. Hey, I was always up for multiple orgasms which was no doubt why I had three children in four years but the reality is only a dominatrix could think that the initial stages of breastfeedings could produce an orgasm. Even after the extreme pain vanished there was never the slightest chance of orgasm which leads me to speculate that other people have a much more bizarre sexual life than I could possibly imagine. And if the books were will filled with such utter rot about breastfeeding; I wasn’t willing to chance the rest.

Kate “The Last Amazon”, “When Biology is Destiny”, The Last Amazon, 2005-03-02

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