My old internet friend Roger Henry sent this to a mailing list we both subscribe to … and I think it’s a good cause indeed:
If you wish to start a bun fight then you should support me in my efforts to have Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer banned.
It promotes bullying, humiliation of disabled or disfigured people. Rudolph’s fellow reindeer are bullies and sycophantic suck-holes. Santa needs serious re-education for allowing this behavior to flourish in the reindeer stables, and it sets a very bad example to the kiddies — and adults.