I found this rather amusing:
NDP PROVINCIAL LEADERS TO MEET IN OTTAWA. ALL NINE ARE REQUIRED TO COMPLETE THE RITUAL SUMMONING OF J.S. WOODSWORTH. bit.ly/13wjEW5
— InfoAlerteBot (@InfoAlerteBot) January 14, 2013
ALSO, MULCAIR WILL BE GIVING THEM NINE RINGS OF POWER, PROMISING THEM THAT NOTHING NEFARIOUS WILL COME OF IT.
— InfoAlerteBot (@InfoAlerteBot) January 14, 2013