A few Twitter updates from “Muskrat John” Kovalic (of Dork Tower and Munchkin fame):
Craigslist: “Topless female DM needed for Adult D&D bachelor party.” THAC0 indeed… http://t.co/JVZwVHzT (via @whisperjeff)
— Blue Czech Mark (@muskrat_john) October 3, 2012
“Experience in 3.5 preferable.” God, I love the fact that they are edition-specific.
— Blue Czech Mark (@muskrat_john) October 3, 2012
“Must be able to provide a picture including the face and body (No nudes please.)” <<— LAST thing you want, seeking a topless female DM.
— Blue Czech Mark (@muskrat_john) October 3, 2012
@muskrat_john I think that is a good thing. Using 3.5 means no-one will be tempted to grapple.
— GragSmash@kind.social (@GeeCaret2) October 3, 2012
@muskrat_john What I'm most confused about is why they want her topless when you wouldn't be able to see her behind the screen.
— Morbus Iff (@morbusiff) October 3, 2012
“Each of us are gentlemen and will treat the Dungeon Master with the utmost of respect.” <— Which would be a first for D&D…
— Blue Czech Mark (@muskrat_john) October 3, 2012
https://twitter.com/GeekyGeekyWays/status/253497061922721793