Quotulatiousness

December 29, 2025

QotD: Learning how to swim

Filed under: Football, Humour — Tags: , , — Nicholas @ 01:00

Michael Bennett has a neck injury. Mewelde Moore has a bad ankle. Onterrio “Cheech” Smith is in his basement trying to build a better Whizzinator so he can play next year. Moe Williams is more of a short-yardage back.

So Friday, the Vikings will throw young [rookie running back Ciatrick] Fason overboard to see if he can swim.

That’s not a bad practice. Years ago, that’s how a lot of youngsters really did learn to swim. Before the era of 24/7 nurturing, a father or older brother would take a boy out to the middle of a lake or river and push him into the water.

It’s quick, and it saves hundreds of dollars on swimming lessons. That’s how I learned. The only problem, as I recall, was getting out of the plastic bag. But after that, it was a cinch.

Tom Powers, “Opportunity knocks for quick-healing Fason”, St. Paul Pioneer Press, 2005-08-31.

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