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July 27, 2023

QotD: The causes of crime in Britain

Filed under: Britain, Humour, Law, Quotations — Tags: , , — Nicholas @ 01:00

I had noticed before that rain improves the behavior of young British people: It discourages them from leaving their homes. Rain is also the best, almost the only, prophylaxis nowadays in Britain against crime. Every afternoon for many years I walked between the hospital and the prison, in both of which great institutions I worked. In fine weather, seven or eight parked cars en route would have been broken into, the shards of their smashed windows sparkling prettily in the gutter as the sun caught their facets. But in the rain, not a single car was ever broken into. From this I naturally concluded that the fundamental cause of crime in Britain was sunshine. The statistics were unarguable.

Theodore Dalrymple, “Pray for Rain”, Taki’s Magazine, 2017-07-08.

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