Quotulatiousness

July 31, 2021

Can You Swordfight in a Wedding Dress?

Filed under: Humour, Weapons — Tags: , , — Nicholas @ 02:00

Jill Bearup
Published 17 May 2021

If you’re anticipating sword-wielding baddies at your wedding, you may well need these handy tips on the best way to sword fight in your wedding dress, or other big-skirted ballgown.

Live your best dark royaltycore life, who am I to tell you not to.

Contains very little actual fighting, because … who am I even going to fight?

Still, maybe people will be available for more fight shenanigans soon.

Music from epidemicsound.com
“Oceanic Adventure” – Bonnie Grace
“Rendezvous in D Minor” – Trevor Kowalski
“Faith Arise” – Edgar Hopp

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