Quotulatiousness

December 20, 2015

QotD: More selected Terry Pratchett quotes

Filed under: Books, Humour, Quotations — Tags: — Nicholas @ 01:00

21 It is well known that a vital ingredient of success is not knowing that what you’re attempting can’t be done.

22 Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom.

23 Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying ‘End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH’, the paint wouldn’t even have time to dry.

24 Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.

25 Personally, I think the best motto for an educational establishment is: ‘Or Would You Rather Be a Mule?’

26 The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it’s as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started, and no-one will tell you the plot, so you have to work it out all yourself from the clues. — from Moving Pictures.

27 It’s not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren’t doing it.

28 People don’t alter history any more than birds alter the sky, they just make brief patterns in it.

29 I’d rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.

30 If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn’t as cynical as real life.

Selected by Martin Chilton for The Telegraph, 2015-08-27.

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