Oh, wait. Yes, they will:
H.P. Lovecraft’s elder god Cthulhu is supposed to be terrifying, hideous and awe-inspiring—but whoever knew he could be this darn cute? Check out 14 toys that take a slimy monster and turn it cuddly.
Cthulhu My Little Pony
Cthulhu Christmas Wreath
H/T to John Kovalic for the link.