Quotulatiousness

July 19, 2009

Learn something new everyday

Filed under: Food, Randomness — Nicholas @ 00:53

H/T to Craig Zeni, who sent along this valuable bit of knowledge:

3 Comments

  1. Dare I check out this guy’s YouTube playlist? Let’s have a quick look —

    Open a Banana Like a Monkey
    “My whole adult life, I never knew the right way to open a banana.”

    Fling Poop Like a Monkey
    “My whole adult life, I never knew the right way to fling poop.”

    Masturbate While Hanging from the Monkey Bars at the Playground Like a Monkey
    “My whole adult life, I never knew just how much police batons hurt when they strike an erection.”

    Get Trapped By Poachers and Sold as Bush Meat Like a Monkey
    “My whole adult life, I never knew that primates eat other primates.”

    Ok, I’ll stop now.

    Are you certain that allowing comments is a good idea?

    Comment by Lickmuffin — July 19, 2009 @ 12:56

  2. You make an excellent point. Perhaps I’ll have to go to fully moderated comments . . . if only for you.

    Comment by Nicholas — July 19, 2009 @ 15:06

  3. Nicholas, I think you should run a special script that automatically re-routes Lickmuffin to http://www.doginmypocket.com/. It would completely annoy him.

    Comment by Da Wife — July 20, 2009 @ 10:23

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