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January 14, 2026

QotD: Bill Clinton, proto-PUA

Filed under: History, Humour, Quotations, USA — Tags: , , , , — Nicholas @ 01:00

Slick Willie was a pudgy marching band dork who learned some Game. The 1990s were the worst decade in human history for a lot of reasons, and I typically say “because that’s when the Jonesers really came into their own”, but that’s not accurate. It’s when the AWFL — that’s “affluent White female liberal”, and it’s redundant at least 2x, but I didn’t coin it — realized that she ruled the Evil Empire. We called them “soccer moms” back then, “Karen” now, but the concept is the same (though the former weren’t quite as obnoxious, it was a difference of degree, not kind).

Most men I knew, even most Boomer and Generation Jones men, were put off by Bill Clinton. We all instinctively knew he was a weasel, even if we couldn’t quite articulate why. But oh how the soccer moms loved him! He was the pudgy marching band dork they’d actually settled for, carrying on like the Alpha Chad they still knew, in their secret hearts, they were hot enough to snag. What appeared to men (and what actually was) narcissism and braggadocio, looked like caddish swagger to soccer moms. But in actual fact he was just a nerd who’d learned Game ahead of its time, and that’s how he governed …

[Funny how none of the “Game” gurus recognized this. I guess I can’t blame them, since I just now realized it myself, but then again I don’t pimp myself out as some kind of Master Pickup Artist. Instead of aping Tom Cruise and Daniel Craig and those guys, the “Game” crowd should’ve been studying Bill Clinton. That’s what Game can do for you, boys, and yeah, I know you’ve got your sights set a little higher than Monica, but for pete’s sake, the man was President of the United States. He cigar-banged the entire electorate. That’s some serious Game].

Severian, “Friday Mailbag”, Founding Questions, 2022-04-08.

NR: In case “PUA” has fallen sufficiently out of current use — as it probably deserves — here’s a useful overview of the Pick Up Artist jargon by Kim du Toit from 2017.

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