That’s Kate, not George or W or ¡Jeb!:
Name: Kate Bush.
Age: 58.
Appearance: Rare.
Occupation: Artiste.
This is the Kate Bush, right? That’s right. The art-pop prodigy and now reclusive doyenne.
What has she done? Is it a new tour? It’s a new tour, right? Please can it be a new tour? Nope. It’s a political opinion.
I’d have preferred a new tour, ideally. Yes, but you’ll have to wait.
It’s not fair! And political opinions are so boring! Just about every artist in the world is either leftwing or very leftwing. Not so fast. Bush is full of surprises, remember. And the latest is that she loves Theresa May.
