{"id":98806,"date":"2025-10-31T03:00:28","date_gmt":"2025-10-31T07:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=98806"},"modified":"2025-11-03T09:59:39","modified_gmt":"2025-11-03T14:59:39","slug":"devon-eriksen-professional-racist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2025\/10\/31\/devon-eriksen-professional-racist\/","title":{"rendered":"“Devon Eriksen: Professional Racist”"},"content":{"rendered":"

On the social media site formerly known as Twitter<\/em>, Devon Eriksen<\/a> floats a new business model to take advantage of an unsatisfied market demand. It’s pretty radical:<\/p>\n

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Years ago, when Jussie Smollet was assaulted by two deep-southern KKK members who happened to be wandering around Chicago in a blizzard with some rope and bleach \u2014 you know, just in case \u2014 I had an idea. <\/p>\n

I speculated that the supply of racism couldn’t keep up with demand, and the price of racism would rise steeply, leading to a surge in black-market counterfeit racism to fill the market gap.<\/p>\n

At least until more genuine racism could be manufactured. <\/p>\n

Now, the moment has arrived, and lefties, desperate for a new source of racism, have started advertising their willingness to purchase it. <\/p>\n

Well, never let it be said that Devon Eriksen doesn’t give the people want they want. <\/p>\n

For $1000, I will call you a racial slur on twitter. <\/p>\n

For $2000, I will call you a racial slur in person, in front of an audience. (You must pay for all travel arrangements and sign a waiver assuming civil and criminal liability for any violent consequences.)<\/p>\n

For $10,000, I will design a custom racist rant wherein I abuse you in public with all sorts of controversial and racially charged language. <\/p>\n

I also offer special deals on sexism, and can provide bigotry against homosexuals, Muslims, trannies, Jews, and people who voluntarily live in Luxembourg. I can also do immigration status and intelligence level.<\/p>\n

I also offer fat jokes, which I outsource to a team of bodybuilders, fitness models, and personal trainers. Former Olympians also available at a premium. <\/p>\n

I don’t anti-Christian. Can’t touch it. Market’s flooded. Maybe in a few years when they start trying to outlaw oral sex or something. <\/p>\n

To be honest, this is a bit of side hustle right now, I still pay the bills with writing fiction… and occasionally satire. <\/p>\n

But I look forward to the day when I can go full time and proudly hang a shingle over my office door:<\/p>\n

Devon Eriksen: Professional Racist.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Update, 3 November<\/strong>: Welcome, Instapundit<\/em> readers! Please do have a look around at some of my other posts you may find of interest. I send out a daily summary of posts here through my Substack<\/em> \u2013 https:\/\/substack.com\/@nicholasrusson<\/a> that you can subscribe to if you’d like to be informed of new posts in the future.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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