{"id":96618,"date":"2025-10-17T01:00:08","date_gmt":"2025-10-17T05:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=96618"},"modified":"2025-10-16T07:35:32","modified_gmt":"2025-10-16T11:35:32","slug":"qotd-wickermanism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2025\/10\/17\/qotd-wickermanism\/","title":{"rendered":"QotD: Wickermanism"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>“What do you call your ideology”<\/p>\n

I’m a Wickermanist. <\/p>\n

Conservative? Classical Liberal? Libertarian? Anarcho-Capitalist?<\/p>\n

All of these got immediately diluted by moderates and blackmail curious boomer compromisers.<\/p>\n

Conservative … “but leave the blackmailed pedos alone.”<\/p>\n

Classical Liberal … “but let us just have totalitarian surveillance.”<\/p>\n

Libertarian … “but what do you mean ‘taxation is theft’ and IRS agents should die in work camps … We’re Socially liberal and fiscally conservative.”<\/p>\n

Anarcho-Capitalists … “But like private violence to enforce natural law doesn’t mean YOU should shoot criminals and state enforcers.”<\/p>\n

I’m a Wickermanist. <\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

I’m naming my ideology after the execution method I want to see practiced annually either by governing entities, private paramilitaries, or radicalized individuals.<\/p>\n

Pedos. Corrupt politicians. Traitors to foreign governments. Would-be tyrants. I want them burnt alive in giant Wickermen every year.<\/p>\n

Not one time during the revolution, not once everyone agrees, but irrespective of any institutional authority save the match lighter. That ongoingly every year to appease the sun or whatever.<\/p>\n

If it’s formalized and good governance is actually achieved and they didn’t find suitably corrupt politicians one year, they can draw lots or an extra old one can volunteer and be remembered as a hero. but I want wickermen burning.<\/p>\n

I’m tired of having to constantly rebrand as somehow every ideology becomes “Pay your taxes, don’t ask about Epstein, don’t enact private vengeance no matter how precedented or implied by the ideology or demanded by the founders and the entire western cannon.”<\/p>\n

Even “Nazi” has become something Elon, Trump and Grok are …<\/p>\n

“MechaHitler” is a popular product by a Fortune 500 and somehow IT got lame within 24 hours.<\/p>\n

I’m naming my ideology after an execution method so you moderate losers can’t poison it. <\/p>\n

“But muh mass appeal!?” <\/p>\n

Democracy is old women and the hormonal equivalent, who can’t commit violence, betraying their kinsmen who can so that the enemies of their nation will tell them their opinions matter.<\/p>\n

No change that has ever mattered has been spearheaded by the Median voter, and no great person in history has ever paid them any note.<\/p>\n

The only tragedy is that there is neither the time nor the lumber to burn the average voter.<\/p>\n

Kulak, Substack Notes<\/em><\/a>, 2025-07-12.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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