{"id":9572,"date":"2011-05-29T11:42:54","date_gmt":"2011-05-29T15:42:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=9572"},"modified":"2013-07-20T08:33:25","modified_gmt":"2013-07-20T13:33:25","slug":"ace-declares-his-lust-for-christina-hendricks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2011\/05\/29\/ace-declares-his-lust-for-christina-hendricks\/","title":{"rendered":"Ace declares his lust for Christina Hendricks"},"content":{"rendered":"

I dropped by Ace of Spades H.Q.<\/em> to steal<\/font><\/strike> borrow their nifty little “DOOM” graphic to slap on to the last post about the coming collapse of the US dollar, when I happened to read a paean to the lovely Christina Hendricks by Ace. He out-and-out declares his lust for her.<\/p>\n

No, I mean he really<\/strong> does<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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By The Way: Christina Hendricks Is Hot<\/strong><\/p>\n

I guess I didn’t telegraph this enough, but I was kidding when I said I might not “hit” Christina Hendricks.<\/p>\n

I mean: Seriously<\/a>.<\/p>\n

It looks like two polar bears in a Greco-Roman wrestling match.<\/p>\n

I didn’t have an “I’d hit that like…” joke so I went the other way and pretended she wasn’t hot. I thought it would be obvious I was kidding.<\/p>\n

I’ve written fan fic for an attempted Firefly spin-off series I call Saffron: Intergalactic Space Whore<\/em> (Moderate Content Warning<\/strong>)<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I know I didn’t telegraph this because people are still asking, “Dude, do you not think she’s hot?” So it’s on me.<\/p>\n

So, for the record: She’s hot.<\/p>\n

I’d hit that with the berserker fury of a dozen Norsemen. I’d hit that so hard she’d sing the aaa-aaa<\/em> chorus of The Immigrant Song.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

As the cool kids used to say . . . THIS<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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