{"id":91394,"date":"2024-09-08T03:00:37","date_gmt":"2024-09-08T07:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=91394"},"modified":"2024-09-07T19:18:07","modified_gmt":"2024-09-07T23:18:07","slug":"the-last-dispatch-from-toronto-before-the-catastrophe-began","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2024\/09\/08\/the-last-dispatch-from-toronto-before-the-catastrophe-began\/","title":{"rendered":"The last dispatch from Toronto before the catastrophe began"},"content":{"rendered":"

Toronto, in fact all of Ontario, may no longer be there when you get up tomorrow morning. As Chris Selley<\/a> explained in his brave, final communiqu\u00e9<\/em> from the doomed province:<\/p>\n

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Doug Ford, the form of the destructor Ontario chose.<\/p><\/div>\n

Dear non-Toronto friends,<\/p>\n

This city is in crisis. This may be my last communiqu\u00e9 before the telex goes down for good, and I feel honour-bound to tell the world of my city’s plight. If the worst should occur, which it almost certainly will, please tell our story.<\/p>\n

The unthinkable has occurred: Doug Ford’s madmen and women at Queen’s Park have licensed hundreds upon hundreds of new locations \u2014 called “convenience stores”, in local parlance \u2014 to sell beer, wine, cider and pre-mixed cocktails.<\/p>\n

They did this instead of fixing health care, if you can believe that. And, outrage upon outrage, the government even made a map of such locations<\/a> \u2014 as if delivering fallen Ontarians one by one to Mr. Booze himself.<\/p>\n

Why, within just a few hundred metres of where I write, through my tears, I can discern on the map more than five such new locations. There’s Mei Convenience, Mimi Variety, Lucy Grocery and Meat, Queen & Jarvis Convenience … the list goes on, and on, my God. Church attendance is reportedly soaring as Torontonians steel themselves for the forthcoming.<\/p>\n

Ford’s government did this entirely to solicit corporate donations to his party (some say that’s actually illegal, but whatever) from his buddies at convenience-store empires 7-Eleven and Couche-Tard … and presumably from Mimi and Lucy, whoever they are. Very rich women, clearly.<\/p>\n

Instead of fixing health care!<\/p>\n

Until recently, some semblance of sanity prevailed: The nearest government-run liquor store to where I sit now is a 15-minute walk away; the nearest Beer Store, the privately owned former quasi-monopoly where you’re still supposed to return your bottles and cans, is nearer to 20 minutes.<\/p>\n

And now, suddenly, a bottle or can is shockingly near to hand. And this will lead to more alcohol-related harms. Of this there is no doubt, as one expert recently told the Toronto Methodist Star<\/em><\/a>: “Harm will increase in Ontario. That is straightforward.”<\/p>\n

It is true that many jurisdictions around the world report similar or lower levels<\/a> of alcohol consumption and related harms than Ontario<\/a> despite having much greater access to retail alcohol \u2014 Italy, Greece, the United States \u2014 but that is not germane to this discussion. Ontarians are not like other people. Ontario is not like other places. We are worse. Or maybe better. Or some combination of the two.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

It’s true! Even saintly Bowmanville has been sullied with the demon liquor thanks to Premier Ford’s diabolical plan:<\/p>\n

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Toronto, in fact all of Ontario, may no longer be there when you get up tomorrow morning. As Chris Selley explained in his brave, final communiqu\u00e9 from the doomed province: Dear non-Toronto friends, This city is in crisis. This may be my last communiqu\u00e9 before the telex goes down for good, and I feel honour-bound […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[831,6,28,53,131],"tags":[210,104,1188,87,207],"class_list":["post-91394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-business","category-cancon","category-media","category-politics","category-wine","tag-beer","tag-booze","tag-dougford","tag-ontario","tag-toronto"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-nM6","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91394"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91394\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":91397,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91394\/revisions\/91397"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}