{"id":91304,"date":"2024-09-01T03:00:43","date_gmt":"2024-09-01T07:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=91304"},"modified":"2024-12-20T13:48:25","modified_gmt":"2024-12-20T18:48:25","slug":"the-supermarket-master-plan-to-defeat-the-far-right-in-germany","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2024\/09\/01\/the-supermarket-master-plan-to-defeat-the-far-right-in-germany\/","title":{"rendered":"The supermarket master plan to defeat the &#8220;far right&#8221; in Germany"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are elections ongoing in the German states of Th\u00fcringen and Saxony, and the polls show that the &#8220;far right&#8221; <em>Alternative f\u00fcr Deutschland<\/em> is potentially going to get 30% of the votes, which would give them more representation in those states than any of the other parties. Panic and hysteria have set in not only among the politicos and the mainstream media, but <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eugyppius.com\/p\/german-supermarket-chain-takes-brave\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">even among some businesses<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>In Germany, all political parties have a colour. The Christian Democratic Union and the Christian Social Union are black, the Social Democratic Party is red, the liberal Free Democratic Party are yellow and the evil fascist <em>Alternative f\u00fcr Deutschland<\/em> are blue. This coming Sunday, Th\u00fcringen and Saxony will hold state elections, and the blue <em>AfD<\/em> are leading the polls in both states with about 30% support. This has a lot of people very, very upset. Most of them are merely upset with the <em>AfD<\/em>, but some psychologically unstable people have allowed their anger to embrace the colour blue more generally, because there can be no limits when it comes to resisting the evil antidemocratic forces of fascism.<\/p>\n<p>Among the new sworn enemies of the blue band of the visible electromagnetic spectrum are the marketing team at Germany&#8217;s largest supermarket corporation, the Edeka Group. A few days ago, this supermarket chain, whose own logo strangely enough is primarily blue &#8230; <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Edeka-Group-logo.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Edeka-Group-logo.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"375\" height=\"453\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-91305\" srcset=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Edeka-Group-logo.png 375w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Edeka-Group-logo-124x150.png 124w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230; ran an ad in<em> Die Zeit<\/em> and the <em>Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung<\/em> explaining &#8220;WHY BLUE IS NOT ON OFFER AT EDEKA&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Edeka-Groups-anti-AfD-poster.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Edeka-Groups-anti-AfD-poster-473x640.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"473\" height=\"640\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-91306\" srcset=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Edeka-Groups-anti-AfD-poster-473x640.jpg 473w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Edeka-Groups-anti-AfD-poster-444x600.jpg 444w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Edeka-Groups-anti-AfD-poster-111x150.jpg 111w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Edeka-Groups-anti-AfD-poster-768x1038.jpg 768w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Edeka-Groups-anti-AfD-poster-1136x1536.jpg 1136w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Edeka-Groups-anti-AfD-poster.jpg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 473px) 100vw, 473px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>That wall of text in the middle reads as follows:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<p><em>Yellow bananas, red tomatoes, green lettuce, purple grapes, orange carrots, pink dragon fruit &#8230; EDEKA&#8217;s fruit and vegetable department is full of colourful diversity. Or is it?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>If you look closely, there&#8217;s one colour you won&#8217;t see: blue. And that&#8217;s no coincidence. Because blue food is nature&#8217;s way of warning us: \u2018Watch out! I could be harmful!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Evolution has taught us that blue is not a good choice.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>And speaking of choices: Blue is not only the natural enemy of a healthy diversity of fruit and vegetables. In Germany, &#8220;the blues&#8221; are also the biggest threat to our diverse society.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>So let&#8217;s read the warning signs correctly ahead of the state elections in Saxony, Th\u00fcringen and Brandenburg in September \u2013 and ensure that we can live together in harmony. Because we love diversity. <\/em><\/p>\n<\/ul>\n<p>For those wondering whether Edeka have decided to cease selling fascist blue fruits like blueberries, there is a helpful note down in the corner:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Screenshot-2024-09-01-at-16-00-15-German-supermarket-chain.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Screenshot-2024-09-01-at-16-00-15-German-supermarket-chain.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"605\" height=\"324\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-91307\" srcset=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Screenshot-2024-09-01-at-16-00-15-German-supermarket-chain.png 605w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Screenshot-2024-09-01-at-16-00-15-German-supermarket-chain-480x257.png 480w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Screenshot-2024-09-01-at-16-00-15-German-supermarket-chain-150x80.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 605px) 100vw, 605px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There we learn that, while &#8220;&#8216;Blueberries&#8217; or &#8216;Blue cabbage'&#8221; may have &#8220;&#8216;blue&#8217; in their names&#8221;, their &#8220;colour pigments&#8221; are not blue. This is &#8220;at least what Science tells us \u2013 and as we know you should always listen to Science more&#8221;. Nothing about this is remotely obnoxious; indeed, if current-year Germany needs anything, it is more blind platitudinous calls to Follow the Science \u2013 particularly when it comes to exonerating innocent fruits and vegetables from suspicion of blue fascism. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are elections ongoing in the German states of Th\u00fcringen and Saxony, and the polls show that the &#8220;far right&#8221; Alternative f\u00fcr Deutschland is potentially going to get 30% of the votes, which would give them more representation in those states than any of the other parties. Panic and hysteria have set in not only [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[831,74,1118,66,28,53],"tags":[52,97,1577,431,188,456,1020,159],"class_list":["post-91304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-business","category-food","category-germany","category-health-science","category-media","category-politics","tag-absurd","tag-advertising","tag-afd","tag-conservatism","tag-electionwatch","tag-hysteria","tag-progressives","tag-shopping"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-nKE","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91304"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91304\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":91309,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91304\/revisions\/91309"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}