{"id":91102,"date":"2024-08-18T03:00:42","date_gmt":"2024-08-18T07:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=91102"},"modified":"2024-08-17T13:41:21","modified_gmt":"2024-08-17T17:41:21","slug":"a-view-of-the-near-future-what-if-calling-someone-stupid-was-illegal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2024\/08\/18\/a-view-of-the-near-future-what-if-calling-someone-stupid-was-illegal\/","title":{"rendered":"A view of the near future – “What if calling someone stupid was illegal?”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Christopher Gage<\/a> suspects that Lionel Shriver’s new book Mania<\/em> didn’t require a lot of deep thinking about possible future trends, just a few glances at the headlines in British newspapers would provide all the inspiration necessary:<\/p>\n

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Lionel Shriver’s novel, Mania<\/em>, asks “What if calling someone stupid was illegal?”<\/p>\n

Set in an alternate timeline eerily flirtatious with our own, Mania<\/em> depicts a world in which intelligence and competence, those oppressive agents of the modern b\u00eate noire<\/em> \u2014 contrast \u2014 provoke outraged mobs.<\/p>\n

The Mental Parity Movement demands a Khmer-Rouge-style Year Zero. To suggest the existence of differing abilities and competencies is to be “brain-vain”. In this final “great civil rights fight”, stupidity is euphemised as “alternative processing”. The mob cancels Frasier<\/em> for brain vanity. After regulations prevent Pfizer from hiring qualified scientists, a toxic vaccine lays waste to millions.<\/p>\n

The protagonist, a free-thinking academic named Pearson, cancels herself after she adds Dostoevsky’s The Idiot<\/em> to her class syllabus. But the book is not the offending item. The word “idiot” is illegal. So too, is the “D-Word”. Pearson falls foul of social services after calling her seven-year-old daughter “dumb”. Her daughter grasses her up for this most heinous offence. For her crimes, Pearson endures a mandatory course entitled “Cerebral Acceptance and Semantic Sensitivity”.<\/p>\n

Akin to our culture, mass neurosis devours that of Mania<\/em>. The citizens scour the earth for evidence of the gravest offence: cognitive bigotry.<\/p>\n

The Mental Parity Movement even renames “sage” \u2014 stripping the haughty herb of its sapiosexual swagger.<\/p>\n

Mania<\/em> imagines a world in which mediocrity is brilliance and where platitude is profundity. I suspect Shriver wasted little time on research. Turning on one’s television furnishes a commonplace book with a bottomless wealth of material.<\/p>\n

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This week, Harry and Meghan embarked on an unroyal tour of Colombia. On the agenda was a summit on misinformation and online harm. At this “responsible digital future” fandango, the former soap actress and the former royal spermatozoa relayed their fears. Essentially, hordes of toothless oiks with Wi-Fi often say nasty things online.<\/p>\n

On stage, Harry adopted the pose of the modern soothsayer. His tieless open collar oozed Sicilian ease.<\/p>\n

Speaking in Adverb English<\/a>, Harry avoided anything as threatening or as harmful as a declarative sentence. Harry talks as if everything is a question as not to arouse predators. The Prince droned on, auditioning the Californication of his mother tongue. The same mother tongue Harry’s ancestors spread around the globe via what some may deign to be less than inclusive<\/em> methods.<\/p>\n

How can I put this in Mania<\/em>-approved euphemism? Harry is minimally exceptional<\/em>. Harry is to intelligent thought what lead pipes are to potable water.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Christopher Gage suspects that Lionel Shriver’s new book Mania didn’t require a lot of deep thinking about possible future trends, just a few glances at the headlines in British newspapers would provide all the inspiration necessary: Lionel Shriver’s novel, Mania, asks “What if calling someone stupid was illegal?” Set in an alternate timeline eerily flirtatious […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[465,32,4,28],"tags":[399,86,1085,396,1020,34],"class_list":["post-91102","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-americas","category-books","category-britain","category-media","tag-colombia","tag-criticism","tag-fakenews","tag-monarchy","tag-progressives","tag-thought-control"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-nHo","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91102","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91102"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91102\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":91104,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91102\/revisions\/91104"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}