{"id":9043,"date":"2011-04-28T12:12:08","date_gmt":"2011-04-28T16:12:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=9043"},"modified":"2011-04-28T17:19:55","modified_gmt":"2011-04-28T21:19:55","slug":"want-a-secure-home-even-want-it-zombie-proof-here-you-go","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2011\/04\/28\/want-a-secure-home-even-want-it-zombie-proof-here-you-go\/","title":{"rendered":"Want a secure home? Even want it zombie-proof? Here you go"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The first house to be certified as <a href=\"http:\/\/all-that-is-interesting.com\/post\/4956385434\/the-first-zombie-proof-house\" target=\"_blank\">Zombie-proof<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\u201cThe most essential item for our clients was acquiring the feeling of maximum security,\u201d begins the designers\u2019 website in the summary of the structure. Who wouldn\u2019t feel safe in a concrete rectangle that folds in upon itself to become completely sealed? Even the windows are covered with a slab of concrete when the structure is on nap time.<\/p>\n<p>The house, with its movable walls, has only one entrance, which is located on the second floor after crossing a drawbridge. Seems like the perfect opportunity to use a flamethrower and defend the life of your family, while stylishly nesting in a piece of architectural elitism.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Lots of pictures at the original post. Here&#8217;s your drawbridge:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Zombie_proof_house_1.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Zombie_proof_house_1\" width=\"428\" height=\"640\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9044\" srcset=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Zombie_proof_house_1.jpg 428w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Zombie_proof_house_1-100x150.jpg 100w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Zombie_proof_house_1-401x600.jpg 401w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 428px) 100vw, 428px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Here are the upper-story &#8220;shutters&#8221; swinging shut and the roll-down partially deployed:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Zombie_proof_house_2.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Zombie_proof_house_2\" width=\"550\" height=\"366\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9045\" srcset=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Zombie_proof_house_2.jpg 550w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Zombie_proof_house_2-150x99.jpg 150w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Zombie_proof_house_2-480x319.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And finally, your nice, safe, snug zombie-proof home all tucked in for the assault:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Zombie_proof_house_3.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Zombie_proof_house_3\" width=\"550\" height=\"366\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9046\" srcset=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Zombie_proof_house_3.jpg 550w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Zombie_proof_house_3-150x99.jpg 150w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Zombie_proof_house_3-480x319.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>H\/T to Markus Baur for the link.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The first house to be certified as Zombie-proof: \u201cThe most essential item for our clients was acquiring the feeling of maximum security,\u201d begins the designers\u2019 website in the summary of the structure. Who wouldn\u2019t feel safe in a concrete rectangle that folds in upon itself to become completely sealed? 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