{"id":86055,"date":"2023-12-02T04:00:07","date_gmt":"2023-12-02T09:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=86055"},"modified":"2023-12-01T19:58:54","modified_gmt":"2023-12-02T00:58:54","slug":"joe-biden-solves-the-inflation-problem-fat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2023\/12\/02\/joe-biden-solves-the-inflation-problem-fat\/","title":{"rendered":"Joe Biden solves the inflation problem, fat!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Like any lying dog-faced pony soldier would know, it’s as easy as saying “Trunalimunumaprzure<\/a>“:<\/p>\n

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Inflation is kicking just about everyone in the junk here lately, regardless of whether that junk is an innie or an outie. It’s been rough on a lot of us, but I know just how hard it’s been on me and mine.<\/p>\n

Prices are up significantly over the last few years and my income isn’t up nearly as much. This creates issues with our finances. The upside is that it’s forced me to be better with money.<\/p>\n

But prices are still higher than Willie Nelson on a SpaceX flight.<\/p>\n

Luckily, President Joe Biden has figured out the solution to all our problems. He’s going to just tell companies to drop prices.<\/p>\n

Yes, seriously<\/a>.<\/p>\n