{"id":8263,"date":"2011-03-14T14:57:29","date_gmt":"2011-03-14T18:57:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=8263"},"modified":"2011-03-14T14:57:29","modified_gmt":"2011-03-14T18:57:29","slug":"the-iboob-saga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2011\/03\/14\/the-iboob-saga\/","title":{"rendered":"The iBoob saga"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www2.macleans.ca\/2011\/03\/14\/android-isnt-really-open-its-just-less-closed-than-apple\/\" target=\"_blank\">Jesse Brown<\/a> recounts the story of the iBoob app:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Idiots worldwide rejoiced when news came that the iBoobs app, censored by Apple, had found a home in the Android Marketplace.<\/p>\n<p>For those tragically unfamiliar with iBoobs &mdash; how can I describe it? It\u2019s boobs. They jiggle. A settings screen lets you adjust things like \u201cboob weight,\u201d \u201cstifness,\u201d and \u201cgravity factor.\u201d If any of this turns you on, I\u2019d like to introduce you to a killer app called porn.<\/p>\n<p>iBoobs is a Freemium product. If you upgrade from the free \u201diBoobs light\u201d app to the $2.10 paid app, you can toss the boobs around with the tip of your finger. Or at least, you could last week. It seems that Google has since followed Apple\u2019s lead (at least partially) and banned the paid version of the app.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>If your imagination isn&#8217;t enough, there&#8217;s a YouTube video of the application <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=J8NCIbSdKvY&#038;feature=player_embedded\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jesse Brown recounts the story of the iBoob app: Idiots worldwide rejoiced when news came that the iBoobs app, censored by Apple, had found a home in the Android Marketplace. For those tragically unfamiliar with iBoobs &mdash; how can I describe it? It\u2019s boobs. They jiggle. A settings screen lets you adjust things like \u201cboob [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[57,15],"tags":[675,160,27,408,547],"class_list":["post-8263","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","category-technology","tag-android","tag-apple","tag-iphone","tag-pornography","tag-smartphones"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-29h","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8263","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8263"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8263\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8266,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8263\/revisions\/8266"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}