{"id":8167,"date":"2011-03-08T12:09:46","date_gmt":"2011-03-08T16:09:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=8167"},"modified":"2011-03-08T13:13:33","modified_gmt":"2011-03-08T17:13:33","slug":"conan-channelled-through-a-4-year-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2011\/03\/08\/conan-channelled-through-a-4-year-old\/","title":{"rendered":"Conan, channelled through a 4-year-old"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From the amusing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/IAmA\/comments\/fxhsu\/im_4_years_old_amaa\" target=\"_blank\">Reddit<\/a> thread &#8220;I&#8217;m 4 years old AMAA&#8221;:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>gaadzooks<\/strong><br \/>what is best in life?<\/p>\n<p>[. . .]<\/p>\n<p><strong>lynn<\/strong><br \/>My 6-month-old has an answer for that: &#8220;To crush your parents&#8217; sleep schedules, to see them flee before your diapers, and to drink the lactations of their women.&#8221;<br \/>Edit for honesty: credit for that one goes to my husband.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>H\/T <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/radleybalko\/statuses\/45061362178723840\" target=\"_blank\">Radley Balko<\/a> for the link.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the amusing Reddit thread &#8220;I&#8217;m 4 years old AMAA&#8221;: gaadzookswhat is best in life? [. . .] lynnMy 6-month-old has an answer for that: &#8220;To crush your parents&#8217; sleep schedules, to see them flee before your diapers, and to drink the lactations of their women.&#8221;Edit for honesty: credit for that one goes to my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[57,73],"tags":[463],"class_list":["post-8167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","category-randomness","tag-parody"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-27J","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8167","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8167"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8167\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8168,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8167\/revisions\/8168"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}