{"id":80578,"date":"2023-03-09T04:00:55","date_gmt":"2023-03-09T09:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=80578"},"modified":"2023-03-08T17:27:12","modified_gmt":"2023-03-08T22:27:12","slug":"then-never-be-the-first-to-stop-clapping-now-in-our-culture-of-exhibitionism-silence-is-suspect","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2023\/03\/09\/then-never-be-the-first-to-stop-clapping-now-in-our-culture-of-exhibitionism-silence-is-suspect\/","title":{"rendered":"Then: “Never be the first to stop clapping”. Now: “In our culture of exhibitionism, silence is suspect”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Chris Bray cross-posted this article by Christopher Gage<\/a>, who had a painful realization while waiting on hold for a human customer service rep at British Gas:<\/p>\n

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British Gas<\/em> has traded the lovely Ludwig van (much too excellent for these advanced times) for a two-chord earwig we once glorified as polyphonic ringtones. Whilst captive to the receiver, British Gas<\/em> snatches the opportunity to douse you, an innocent and increasingly frozen bystander, in the warm soup of its right-on philosophy.<\/p>\n

“British Gas<\/em> is an inclusive company”, it purrs. “We believe all people, regardless of gender, ethnicity, or background, should be treated with dignity and respect.”<\/p>\n

This divination, reader, was news to me. You see, I signed up to British Gas<\/em> not for warm radiators and gas-lit stoves, but for the surreptitious fascism of a company with “British” in the name.<\/p>\n

I assumed British Gas<\/em> was firmly jackboots, shaved heads, and lumpy knuckles. On hold, I expected not a polyphonic ringtone but the greatest hits of Skrewdriver, with jaunty anthems such as “Keep Britain White” and “It’s All Because of The Jews”.<\/p>\n

To my incomprehension, British Gas<\/em> does not believe that Auschwitz was a holiday camp, nor, like Kanye West, that Hitler had his good points.<\/p>\n

The horror. The horror.<\/p>\n

Once you notice this culture of Obviousness, this modern theatre in which the captive audience is force-fed a diet of entirely humdrum beliefs shared by absolutely everyone save a few whack-jobs, you cannot unsee it.<\/p>\n

A coffee shop I recently and regrettably frequented offered not only espresso and cortado and obscenely priced cheesecake but a syrupy treatise of that coffee shop’s founding beliefs. You’d think a coffee shop’s founding beliefs would be: “Buy coffee. Sell coffee.” No. This coffee shop was against all forms of discrimination<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Relentless is this modern culture of making the most obvious, universal statements and painting them as revolutionary.<\/p>\n

When I decide I’d like gas piped into my home, or coffee piped into my stomach, my motivations hover around the middle of Maslow’s hierarchy of needs. Will this gas warm my home? Will this coffee induce a mild, somewhat enjoyable panic attack?<\/p>\n

To reveal, like British Gas<\/em> did, that one thinks all people should be treated with dignity and with respect is like revealing one doesn’t shit on a bus seat in full view of other passengers. That one is anti-shitting-in-public.<\/p>\n

Much of the modern world is that episode of Seinfeld<\/em> in which Kramer joins an AIDS march but refuses to wear the ribbon proclaiming his opposition to AIDS.<\/p>\n

In our culture of exhibitionism, silence is suspect.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Chris Bray cross-posted this article by Christopher Gage, who had a painful realization while waiting on hold for a human customer service rep at British Gas: British Gas has traded the lovely Ludwig van (much too excellent for these advanced times) for a two-chord earwig we once glorified as polyphonic ringtones. Whilst captive to the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":35193,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,53],"tags":[1481,1020,1238],"class_list":["post-80578","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-britain","category-politics","tag-luxurybeliefs","tag-progressives","tag-virtuesignalling"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/favicon.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-kXE","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80578","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80578"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80578\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":80582,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80578\/revisions\/80582"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/35193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80578"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80578"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80578"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}