{"id":79787,"date":"2023-05-12T02:00:04","date_gmt":"2023-05-12T06:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=79787"},"modified":"2023-05-11T09:12:09","modified_gmt":"2023-05-11T13:12:09","slug":"tldr-edition-of-all-66-books-of-the-bible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2023\/05\/12\/tldr-edition-of-all-66-books-of-the-bible\/","title":{"rendered":"TL;DR Edition Of All 66 Books Of The Bible"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"854\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/upACHj6fZeE\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>The Babylon Bee<\/strong><br \/>\nPublished 3 Feb 2023<\/p>\n<p>With The TL;DR Edition of the Bible, you can forget about reading through the Bible in a year &mdash; now you can read through the Bible in about five minutes!<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>NOT SATIRE: In all seriousness, do you need to read your Bible more? 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