{"id":79548,"date":"2023-01-25T03:00:40","date_gmt":"2023-01-25T08:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=79548"},"modified":"2023-01-24T16:19:52","modified_gmt":"2023-01-24T21:19:52","slug":"the-everyone-is-literally-hitler-expert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2023\/01\/25\/the-everyone-is-literally-hitler-expert\/","title":{"rendered":"The &#8220;everyone is literally Hitler&#8221; expert"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/chrisbray.substack.com\/p\/benito-mussolini-combed-his-hair\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Chris Bray<\/a> helpfully points out that Benito Mussolini combed his hair, which is <strong><em>also<\/em><\/strong> what Emmanuel Goldstein does:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>We&#8217;re overproducing hysterical expert-scolds. I keep finding more of them in social media, loud and weirdly nasty, like feral cats in a hay pile. Here comes a shrewd take from Ruth Ben-Ghiat, a history professor at NYU who has a highly marketable sideline as an expert on authoritarianism, responding to some genius-level political analysis from a guy with the requisite Ukrainian flag in his profile:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RonFilipkowski\/status\/1617708121396490241\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Screenshot-2023-01-25-at-16-14-50-Benito-Mussolini-Combed-His-Hair.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"752\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-79549\" srcset=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Screenshot-2023-01-25-at-16-14-50-Benito-Mussolini-Combed-His-Hair.png 550w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Screenshot-2023-01-25-at-16-14-50-Benito-Mussolini-Combed-His-Hair-439x600.png 439w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Screenshot-2023-01-25-at-16-14-50-Benito-Mussolini-Combed-His-Hair-468x640.png 468w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Screenshot-2023-01-25-at-16-14-50-Benito-Mussolini-Combed-His-Hair-110x150.png 110w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ruthbenghiat\/status\/1617738670064439296\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Screenshot-2023-01-25-at-16-15-51-Benito-Mussolini-Combed-His-Hair.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"345\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-79550\" srcset=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Screenshot-2023-01-25-at-16-15-51-Benito-Mussolini-Combed-His-Hair.png 550w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Screenshot-2023-01-25-at-16-15-51-Benito-Mussolini-Combed-His-Hair-480x301.png 480w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Screenshot-2023-01-25-at-16-15-51-Benito-Mussolini-Combed-His-Hair-150x94.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Observation: Marjorie Taylor Greene wore makeup on television.<\/p>\n<p>Analysis: &#8220;That&#8217;s what Fascists do.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>See, members of Congress usually go on television in just an old pair of gym shorts and a dirty Schlitz Lite t-shirt, but this one particular person is trying to be Literally Adolf Hitler, so she wore a necklace and some lipstick. Textbook fascism!<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, the governor of Florida just said that students in schools should put their phones away until recess, so they can focus on learning. This, too, is precisely identical to blackshirts marching on Rome:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ruthbenghiat\/status\/1617747804910399488\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Screenshot-2023-01-25-at-16-17-11-Benito-Mussolini-Combed-His-Hair.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"341\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-79551\" srcset=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Screenshot-2023-01-25-at-16-17-11-Benito-Mussolini-Combed-His-Hair.png 550w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Screenshot-2023-01-25-at-16-17-11-Benito-Mussolini-Combed-His-Hair-480x298.png 480w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Screenshot-2023-01-25-at-16-17-11-Benito-Mussolini-Combed-His-Hair-150x93.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Spend five minutes with this person&#8217;s social accounts, if you must, because this is what she does. It&#8217;s fascinatingly random, like a lady who lives on a bus bench wandering around the neighborhood describing random objects as Nazis. That&#8217;s a Nazi tangerine! That scrap lumber invaded Poland! Discarded juice boxes are Francisco Franco!<\/p>\n<p>Eventually, if you make enough completely random angry noise, you get tenure and a book deal.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chris Bray helpfully points out that Benito Mussolini combed his hair, which is also what Emmanuel Goldstein does: We&#8217;re overproducing hysterical expert-scolds. I keep finding more of them in social media, loud and weirdly nasty, like feral cats in a hay pile. 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