{"id":7924,"date":"2011-02-22T07:25:04","date_gmt":"2011-02-22T11:25:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=7924"},"modified":"2011-02-22T08:27:20","modified_gmt":"2011-02-22T12:27:20","slug":"a-tale-for-our-times","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2011\/02\/22\/a-tale-for-our-times\/","title":{"rendered":"A tale for our times"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jon, my former virtual landlord, sent along <a href=\"http:\/\/pajamasmedia.com\/tatler\/2011\/02\/21\/a-modern-romance-novel\/\" target=\"_blank\">this link<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>A modern Romance novel<\/strong><br \/>\nHe grasped me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear. \u201cJust relax.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Read the <a href=\"http:\/\/pajamasmedia.com\/tatler\/2011\/02\/21\/a-modern-romance-novel\/\" target=\"_blank\">whole thing<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jon, my former virtual landlord, sent along this link: A modern Romance novel He grasped me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,57],"tags":[202,451],"class_list":["post-7924","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bureaucracy","category-humour","tag-travel","tag-tsa"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-23O","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7924","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7924"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7924\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7925,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7924\/revisions\/7925"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7924"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7924"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7924"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}