{"id":7883,"date":"2011-02-20T00:09:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-20T05:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=7883"},"modified":"2019-11-23T15:59:37","modified_gmt":"2019-11-23T20:59:37","slug":"tunnelling-man-desperate-for-coffee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2011\/02\/20\/tunnelling-man-desperate-for-coffee\/","title":{"rendered":"Tunnelling man desperate for coffee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An amusing story from <a href=\"http:\/\/yolkregion.ca\/2011\/01\/area-man-digs-200-metre-tunnel-to-upper-canada-mall\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em>Yolk Region News<\/em><\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Duane Oppenheimer, 59 1\/2, of Newmarket was charged with mischief and unlawful excavation on Wednesday evening, after cleaning staff at Upper Canada Mall discovered a large rectangular crack in a utility closet floor. The crack turned out to be a hatch leading to Oppenheimer\u2019s tunnel, a 200-metre subterranean passageway that extended under the mall\u2019s south parking lot and continued below Davis Drive into an adjacent subdivision where it emerged inside the Oppenheimer\u2019s garage.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>H\/T to Jon, my former virtual landlord, who said &#8220;Who knew that people in Newmarket were so industrious?&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An amusing story from Yolk Region News: Duane Oppenheimer, 59 1\/2, of Newmarket was charged with mischief and unlawful excavation on Wednesday evening, after cleaning staff at Upper Canada Mall discovered a large rectangular crack in a utility closet floor. The crack turned out to be a hatch leading to Oppenheimer\u2019s tunnel, a 200-metre subterranean [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":35193,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,57],"tags":[1322,1085,213,463,159],"class_list":["post-7883","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cancon","category-humour","tag-coffee","tag-fakenews","tag-newspapers","tag-parody","tag-shopping"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/favicon.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-239","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7883","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7883"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7883\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":53008,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7883\/revisions\/53008"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/35193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7883"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7883"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7883"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}