{"id":78817,"date":"2022-12-22T03:00:21","date_gmt":"2022-12-22T08:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=78817"},"modified":"2022-12-21T10:49:31","modified_gmt":"2022-12-21T15:49:31","slug":"pseudo-swear-words-like-fuckpuffin-spunktrumpet-shitgibbon-but-most-of-all-by-the-undisputed-king-of-the-new-pseudo-swear-words-cockwomble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2022\/12\/22\/pseudo-swear-words-like-fuckpuffin-spunktrumpet-shitgibbon-but-most-of-all-by-the-undisputed-king-of-the-new-pseudo-swear-words-cockwomble\/","title":{"rendered":"Pseudo swear words “like fuckpuffin<\/em>, spunktrumpet<\/em>, shitgibbon<\/em>, but, most of all, by the undisputed king of the new pseudo swear words, cockwomble<\/em>“"},"content":{"rendered":"

John Sturgis<\/a> would like you to swear properly without all these modern pseudo swear words that are all the rage:<\/p>\n

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Peter Cook and Dudley Moore as “Derek and Clive” in 1976.
Full video at https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=RYGy-j_oH5Q<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n

Warning: this article features a number of words and terms which some readers may find offensive. <\/p>\n

As it happens, I have been offended frequently myself lately \u2014 by a growing trend for replacing traditional expressions of anger, aggression or exasperation with neologisms.<\/p>\n

I am speaking of terms like fuckpuffin<\/em>, spunktrumpet<\/em>, shitgibbon<\/em>, but, most of all, by the undisputed king of the new pseudo swear words, cockwomble<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Cockwomble’s origins are hard to pin down. There are earlier examples of compound swear words from overseas: the American dickwad<\/em>, the (I think) Australian fuckwit<\/em>. They weren’t a significant phenomenon here until around five years ago when cockwomble<\/em> first began to circulate.<\/p>\n

Since then its popularity has grown and grown. Just last week it was trending on Twitter, apparently in relation to Matt Hancock. In fairness, Hancock probably does embody the qualities suggested by the expression better than any other living person. <\/p>\n

That exception doesn’t excuse its proliferation: cockwomble<\/em> has now begun to be picked up overseas and celebrated as an example of our native humour. The British Council really ought to step in and disassociate the nation from this awful expression.<\/p>\n

My problem with cockwomble<\/em> isn’t so much that it’s vulgar, but that it’s not vulgar enough. The addition of the completely innocuous womble<\/em> to what is already one of our tamer core swear words, serves to neuter it to the point where it’s almost entirely inoffensive, even twee. The fictional furry creatures from Wimbledon have absolutely no place in meaningful swearing. Swearing shouldn’t be nice; it should be the preserve of the slightly scary: the docker, the builder, the fishwife, the public rather than saloon bar. Swearing should be a little bit dark, dangerous, even underground. It should certainly not be underground, overground.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

John Sturgis would like you to swear properly without all these modern pseudo swear words that are all the rage: Warning: this article features a number of words and terms which some readers may find offensive. As it happens, I have been offended frequently myself lately \u2014 by a growing trend for replacing traditional expressions […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":35193,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,57],"tags":[262,400,702,593],"class_list":["post-78817","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-britain","category-humour","tag-culture","tag-language","tag-nsfw","tag-socialmedia"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/favicon.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-kvf","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78817","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78817"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78817\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":78819,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78817\/revisions\/78819"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/35193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78817"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78817"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78817"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}