{"id":78782,"date":"2025-12-26T01:00:11","date_gmt":"2025-12-26T06:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=78782"},"modified":"2025-12-25T10:10:49","modified_gmt":"2025-12-25T15:10:49","slug":"qotd-in-defence-of-fruitcake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2025\/12\/26\/qotd-in-defence-of-fruitcake\/","title":{"rendered":"QotD: In defence of fruitcake"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>While more famous for being the butt of jokes than a desirable foodstuff, I am here to tell you that the modest fruitcake is the ambrosia<\/a> of desserts, a delight to the palate, and a party for the eyes.<\/p>\n

To start, fruitcake has two important things going for it:<\/p>\n

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  1. Fruit.<\/li>\n
  2. Cake.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    As we all know, fruit is healthy. We are constantly being badgered by dietary experts to eat more fruit. What better source of fruit is there than fruitcake? Besides every other source, I mean.<\/p>\n

    I do think it’s important here to dispel an enduring myth that the fruit in today’s modern fruitcakes is infused with colossal amounts of sugar.<\/p>\n

    That is a lie.<\/p>\n

    It is glac\u00e9ed<\/em><\/a> with colossal amounts of sugar, which is an entirely different process that involves speaking French.<\/p>\n

    Okay, I am willing to admit that the fruit you typically find in fruit cake these days, assuming you find any, has been … glac\u00e9ed<\/em> with so much sugar it resembles Gummies more than fruit, but that’s not what’s important. What’s important is that it has the word “fruit” in it, so when your doctor asks you if you’ve been eating fruit you can give him an answer that won’t necessarily require a visit to confessional both and a half dozen Our Fathers.<\/p>\n

    […]<\/p>\n

    Fruitcake has a long history<\/a>, dating back as far as the Egyptians and has played a role in shaping our lives to this very day. Roman legions used an early form of fruitcake called satura<\/em><\/a> to fuel their expansion. Did they rely on kale salads and quinoa? No, otherwise we’d all be speaking German by now. Or something.<\/p>\n

    Fruitcake is versatile as well, appropriate for both breakfast and dessert, bookending your busy day. Plus, how many desserts can you wrap up and give as an actual gift as opposed to just something you bring to a dinner party? Let’s just say you aren’t going to drop banana pudding in a FedEx box.<\/p>\n

    And yes, all jokes aside, it really can be used as a doorstop. You can’t say that about peach flamb\u00e9<\/em>, if only for the safety hazard.<\/p>\n

    “One of our writers was crazy enough to pen this defense of fruitcake, God bless him”, Not the Bee<\/em><\/a>, 2022-12-19.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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