{"id":7802,"date":"2011-02-14T08:25:48","date_gmt":"2011-02-14T12:25:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=7802"},"modified":"2011-02-14T10:31:09","modified_gmt":"2011-02-14T14:31:09","slug":"skumavc-likened-it-to-the-like-the-infamous-ping-pong-ball-scene-in-priscilla-queen-of-the-desert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2011\/02\/14\/skumavc-likened-it-to-the-like-the-infamous-ping-pong-ball-scene-in-priscilla-queen-of-the-desert\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Skumavc likened it to the &#8216;infamous ping-pong ball scene&#8217; in <em>Priscilla, Queen of the Desert<\/em>&#8220;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2011\/02\/14\/stag_party_incident\/\" target=\"_blank\">Lester Haines<\/a> summarizes the sordid details:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>A shaken Oz stag party reveller has recounted how he was left &#8220;battered and bloodied&#8221; after taking a head shot from a flying dildo.<\/p>\n<p>According to this very silly report, 31-year-old Darwin architect Jure Skumavc joined groom-to-be Peter Rolih and around eight other pals in a Brisbane pad on 28 December for the traditional pre-nuptial blokes&#8217; knees-up.<\/p>\n<p>Evidently, it wasn&#8217;t just the revellers who got their knees well and truly up, because &#8220;a scantily clad exotic dancer&#8221; entertained the chaps with her party piece &mdash; &#8220;shooting dildos at the guests&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Suffice it to say, regular Bootnotes readers will not require a technical description of how this works, but for those of you who&#8217;ve never caught a Bangkok floorshow, Skumavc likened it to the &#8220;infamous ping-pong ball scene&#8221; in <em>Priscilla, Queen of the Desert<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Skumavc explained that the entertainer was firing the artificial todger from one side of the room to the other &mdash; an estimated seven metres with a peak altitude of around two metres &mdash; apparently targetting guests with the &#8220;pink projectile&#8221;.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lester Haines summarizes the sordid details: A shaken Oz stag party reveller has recounted how he was left &#8220;battered and bloodied&#8221; after taking a head shot from a flying dildo. According to this very silly report, 31-year-old Darwin architect Jure Skumavc joined groom-to-be Peter Rolih and around eight other pals in a Brisbane pad on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[331,57,73],"tags":[255],"class_list":["post-7802","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-australia","category-humour","category-randomness","tag-sexuality"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-21Q","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7802","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7802"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7802\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7805,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7802\/revisions\/7805"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7802"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7802"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7802"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}