{"id":77569,"date":"2022-10-31T05:00:03","date_gmt":"2022-10-31T09:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=77569"},"modified":"2022-10-30T20:33:51","modified_gmt":"2022-10-31T00:33:51","slug":"if-the-regime-doesnt-have-their-canned-narrative-ready-to-go-its-real-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2022\/10\/31\/if-the-regime-doesnt-have-their-canned-narrative-ready-to-go-its-real-news\/","title":{"rendered":"“If The Regime doesn’t have their canned narrative ready to go, it’s real news”"},"content":{"rendered":"

At Founding Questions<\/em>, Severian<\/a> offers some preliminary thoughts on the new field of “Brandonology”, specifically how to determine whether what’s in the legacy media is news or propaganda:<\/p>\n

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I’m throwing this out there now, because it’s shaping up to be a long-term project and I think we can all contribute to it as needed. But as Brandonology \/ FNGology is such a new discipline, it’ll help to lay in the foundations.<\/p>\n

The first step in analyzing the “news” is determining whether or not it is, in fact, news<\/strong>. “News” here being defined as “an unplanned event \u2014 or catastrophic fuckup of a planned event \u2014 to which The Regime is forced to react in more or less real time”. Lot of that going around recently, such that we’re spoiled for choice. Pick pretty much any of the shenanigans in Ukraine: The botched assassination of Alexander Dugin; the Nordstream sabotage; the Ukrainian dirty bomb false flag. Those clearly fall into the “catastrophic fuckup of a planned event” category …<\/p>\n

… or do they? Because as Z Man pointed out in great detail on his last podcast, all of that stuff seemed to catch The Regime flatfooted. Yeah, somebody<\/em> planned those things, but that somebody wasn’t Brandon, or anyone close to Brandon, or anyone in position to prop up Brandon. Which is the surest tell for actual news<\/em> (as defined above) right there: If The Regime doesn’t have their canned narrative ready to go, it’s real news<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

The necessity of the canned narrative also allows the keen Brandonologist to anticipate the “news”<\/strong>. For instance, it has obviously started to dawn on The Regime that they’re going to get walloped in the midterms, so they’re trying out narratives as we speak. Z Man identified one I hadn’t seen, something about Brandon “inadvertently” saying something about the debt ceiling that’s supposed to give the Republicans all kinds of ammunition against him. I’m not so sure. I’ll have to look into it, but the fact that it squarely blames Brandon \u2014 who The Regime still insists is the very picture of mental acuity and vigor \u2014 pings my radar a bit. I think the stuff Her Nibs is rolling out is much likelier the Narrative being developed \u2014 she’s outright stating that “the Republicans” are going to engage in massive voter fraud.<\/p>\n

Which to normal people is chutzpah beyond belief, but that’s how The Regime rolls. The 2016 election was, of course, full of Russian Hacking\u2122. The 2020 election, by contrast, was the cleanest canvass in human history, and you’re an insurrectionist, a domestic extremist, and of course a racist if you dare to suggest the mere possibility of an American election being tampered with. But wouldn’t you know it, those dastardly Russians are going to rally here in 2022, because you can’t keep a Russian Hacker\u2122 down. They might even hire a few prostitutes to pee on a bed for good measure; that’s how evil they are.<\/p>\n

Further complicating the task, though, is that “botched op” thing. We’ve got Brandon et al.<\/em> on record threatening Nordstream, so you know that was an American caper gone bad … but gone real, real bad, because if The Regime had been fully in the know, there’d have been a whole bunch of Tier Four Stoyak about lousy maintenance on the pipelines for months in advance.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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