{"id":7738,"date":"2011-02-12T10:08:51","date_gmt":"2011-02-12T14:08:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=7738"},"modified":"2011-02-12T11:12:07","modified_gmt":"2011-02-12T15:12:07","slug":"a-bad-day-at-the-wine-store","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2011\/02\/12\/a-bad-day-at-the-wine-store\/","title":{"rendered":"A bad day at the wine store"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><object classid='clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000' id='TelegraphPlayer-8318203' width='560' height='315' codebase='http:\/\/fpdownload.macromedia.com\/get\/flashplayer\/current\/swflash.cab'><param name='movie' value='http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/telegraph\/template\/utils\/ooyala\/telegraph_player.swf'\/><param name='allowFullScreen' value='true'\/><param name='scale' value='noscale'\/><param name='allowScriptAccess' value='always'\/><param name='wmode' value='window'\/><param name='bgcolor' value='#000000'\/><param name='salign' value='LT'\/><param name='FlashVars' value='embedCode=dsNmMxMjpT0qb-_eNqYHvUmiPiMNDvsd&#038;autoplay=0&#038;offSite=true&#038;showTD=true&#038;thruParamDartEnterprise=site%3Dnews%26section%3Dnews\/newstopics\/howaboutthat%26pt%3Dvid%26pg%3D\/news\/newstopics\/howaboutthat\/8318203\/Wine-shelf-collapse-makes-vintage-viral.html%26spaceid%3Dvid%26ls%3Df%26transactionID%3D1102121417070621%26psize%3D620x415%26view%3Dviral'\/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>H\/T to Elizabeth, who sent me the link with the subject line &#8220;Don&#8217;t cry&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>H\/T to Elizabeth, who sent me the link with the subject line &#8220;Don&#8217;t cry&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[73,131],"tags":[156],"class_list":["post-7738","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-randomness","category-wine","tag-fail"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-20O","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7738","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7738"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7738\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7741,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7738\/revisions\/7741"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}