{"id":75857,"date":"2022-12-19T02:00:56","date_gmt":"2022-12-19T07:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=75857"},"modified":"2022-12-18T10:27:00","modified_gmt":"2022-12-18T15:27:00","slug":"christmas-crack-you-suck-at-cooking-episode-54","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2022\/12\/19\/christmas-crack-you-suck-at-cooking-episode-54\/","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Crack &#8211; You Suck at Cooking (episode 54)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"854\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/LoZ_7y3z5S8\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>You Suck At Cooking<\/strong><br \/>\nPublished 22 Dec 2016<\/p>\n<p>To make the Christmas crack:<\/p>\n<p>1. Combine equal parts of butter and brown sugar (1 cup of each works) and heat in a sauce pan until it turns into sauce in the pan.<br \/>\n2. Line a baking sheet with foil then with graham crackers. Break them up to make them fit along the edges.<br \/>\n3. Once the butter and sugar become a thickish sauce, pour it all over.<br \/>\n4. Bake in in the oven for a couple minutes until it starts to bubble but not for too long.<br \/>\n5. Cover with chocolate chips &#8230; you can put that back in the oven for a minute or just wait a minute and start spreading them around as they melt until it&#8217;s a full layer. Use just over 1 cup.<br \/>\n6. Throw on whatever toppings you want; almonds, pepperoni, whatever.<br \/>\n7. Wait a few hours for it to harden or throw it in the fridge or the freezer. <\/p>\n<p>I personally like keeping it frozen and eating it that way. But I am not you and you may have different temperature preferences. It&#8217;s hard for me to tell at this point, but if you message me on snapchat perhaps we can discuss this more thoroughly. Or perhaps not. I&#8217;m sorta moody that way.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>More of me here:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/yousuckatcookin\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/twitter.com\/yousuckatcookin<\/a><br \/>\nSnapchat: @yousuckatcookin<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/yousuckatcooking\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/instagram.com\/yousuckatcooking<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/patreon.com\/yousuckatcooking\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/patreon.com\/yousuckatcooking<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Screenshot-2022-12-19-at-10-26-09-Christmas-Crack-\u2013-You-Suck-at-Cooking-episode-54-Quotulatiousness.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Screenshot-2022-12-19-at-10-26-09-Christmas-Crack-\u2013-You-Suck-at-Cooking-episode-54-Quotulatiousness-480x270.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-78753\" srcset=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Screenshot-2022-12-19-at-10-26-09-Christmas-Crack-\u2013-You-Suck-at-Cooking-episode-54-Quotulatiousness-480x270.png 480w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Screenshot-2022-12-19-at-10-26-09-Christmas-Crack-\u2013-You-Suck-at-Cooking-episode-54-Quotulatiousness-150x84.png 150w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Screenshot-2022-12-19-at-10-26-09-Christmas-Crack-\u2013-You-Suck-at-Cooking-episode-54-Quotulatiousness-768x432.png 768w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Screenshot-2022-12-19-at-10-26-09-Christmas-Crack-\u2013-You-Suck-at-Cooking-episode-54-Quotulatiousness.png 854w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You Suck At Cooking Published 22 Dec 2016 To make the Christmas crack: 1. Combine equal parts of butter and brown sugar (1 cup of each works) and heat in a sauce pan until it turns into sauce in the pan. 2. Line a baking sheet with foil then with graham crackers. 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