{"id":74524,"date":"2026-06-19T01:00:44","date_gmt":"2026-06-19T05:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=74524"},"modified":"2026-06-18T10:12:44","modified_gmt":"2026-06-18T14:12:44","slug":"qotd-the-prince-is-a-satire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2026\/06\/19\/qotd-the-prince-is-a-satire\/","title":{"rendered":"QotD: The Prince<\/em> is a … satire?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>When I was a lad, I was told that Machiavelli’s The Prince<\/em> is a satire. I don’t believe it, personally \u2014 I know a few things about Renaissance Italy, and I think he meant every word \u2014 but I learned something important from the people who insist it’s a satire: They’re wishcasting.<\/p>\n

Let me back up. The occasion where I first heard the “it’s a satire” thesis was an “advanced placement” History class back in high school. They probably don’t have those anymore as part of the regular curriculum \u2014 dat be rayciss \u2014 so in case you’ve never endured one, it’s a bunch of mega-nerds who only care about pleasing Teacher trying to do History. For our unit on “The Renaissance”, we had to read both The Prince<\/em> and More’s Utopia<\/em>, and do our term paper on one or the other.<\/p>\n

Naturally I picked The Prince<\/em>, and since you all know the kind of kids who were in that kind of class, naturally everyone else picked Utopia<\/em>. I might’ve been the only kid who ever did his paper on Machiavelli; certainly the teacher acted like she’d never seen one before. We didn’t have the phrase “trigger warning” back then, but that’s what it amounted to \u2014 Teacher hastened to inform everyone in the class that The Prince<\/em> was really a satire, and so of course I was just kidding too, ha ha, because otherwise we were in the presence of very, very, very bad thought …<\/p>\n

“Yes, kidding, ha ha ha,” I muttered, because while I obviously wasn’t the quickest on the uptake back then \u2014 I should’ve just done the stupid paper on goddamn Utopia<\/em> like the rest of the sheep \u2014 even I could figure out that I was gonna get sent to the school counselor if I didn’t get with the program …<\/p>\n

… and that’s when I learned the aforementioned lesson. Kidding? You think Machiavelli’s kidding? Didn’t we just do this whole unit on the Renaissance? Your main man Thomas More was burning people at the stake, for fuck’s sake! And as for the Italians, they were straight whacking people out in church, with the active connivance of the fucking Pope himself<\/a>. Satire, fuhgetaboudit, that’s Godfather<\/em> shit, Machiavelli’s as serious as cancer. You just don’t want to believe that people are actually the way they so obviously are, so you’ll tell yourselves he’s kidding … and Teacher will back you up on it, because she doesn’t want to believe it either.<\/p>\n

(Meanwhile, I’ll get an A for my excellent “satire”, in exchange for which I will never ever bring it up again or I’ll fail the rest of the semester).<\/p>\n

Severian, “End States and Inverted Incentives”, Founding Questions<\/em><\/a>, 2022-06-22.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When I was a lad, I was told that Machiavelli’s The Prince is a satire. I don’t believe it, personally \u2014 I know a few things about Renaissance Italy, and I think he meant every word \u2014 but I learned something important from the people who insist it’s a satire: They’re wishcasting. Let me back […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":35193,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[32,79,84,7,339,41],"tags":[1334,294,1318,1462],"class_list":["post-74524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","category-education","category-government","category-history","category-italy","category-quotations","tag-florence","tag-literature","tag-niccolomachiavelli","tag-severian"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/favicon.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-jo0","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74524","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74524"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74524\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":103102,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74524\/revisions\/103102"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/35193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}