{"id":7434,"date":"2011-01-27T12:50:45","date_gmt":"2011-01-27T17:50:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=7434"},"modified":"2018-01-15T17:57:01","modified_gmt":"2018-01-15T22:57:01","slug":"theyll-be-around-to-collect-his-man-card-any-moment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2011\/01\/27\/theyll-be-around-to-collect-his-man-card-any-moment\/","title":{"rendered":"They&#8217;ll be around to collect his &#8220;man card&#8221; any moment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Poor guy can&#8217;t get enough sleep because of his <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2011\/01\/27\/exhausted_turk\/\" target=\"_blank\">sex-mad spouse<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>An exhausted Turkish man living in Germany has asked cops to protect him from his sex-mad missus, <em>Bild<\/em> reports.<\/p>\n<p>The bleary-eyed victim of his wife&#8217;s &#8220;voracious embraces&#8221; walked into a police station in the southwestern city of Waiblingen on Tuesday to explain he&#8217;d spent four years kipping on the sofa in a vain attempt to get some shut-eye.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poor guy can&#8217;t get enough sleep because of his sex-mad spouse: An exhausted Turkish man living in Germany has asked cops to protect him from his sex-mad missus, Bild reports. The bleary-eyed victim of his wife&#8217;s &#8220;voracious embraces&#8221; walked into a police station in the southwestern city of Waiblingen on Tuesday to explain he&#8217;d spent [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":35193,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[62,1118,73],"tags":[98,255,249],"class_list":["post-7434","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-europe","category-germany","category-randomness","tag-police","tag-sexuality","tag-turkey"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/favicon.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-1VU","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7434","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7434"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7434\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41797,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7434\/revisions\/41797"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/35193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7434"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7434"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7434"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}