{"id":731,"date":"2009-08-31T07:21:10","date_gmt":"2009-08-31T11:21:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=731"},"modified":"2009-08-31T07:21:10","modified_gmt":"2009-08-31T11:21:10","slug":"the-last-whizzinator-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2009\/08\/31\/the-last-whizzinator-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"The last Whizzinator joke?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Anyone remember Onterrio Smith? Anyone? Okay, an easier question: does anyone remember a Vikings player caught with a Whizzinator? That<\/em> was Onterrio Smith. (Kinda topical posts on the old site here<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Well Onterrio’s NFL career ended soon after that, but his legacy plays on<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Matt Little called his sister over the weekend and told her, “You’ll never guess what I just bought.” He then asked her if she had heard of the Original Whizzinator that had been in the news.<\/p>\n

“She said, ‘Yeah, some idiot paid $750 for that thing.’ I said, ‘Yeah, that was me,'” Little said with a laugh Sunday night.<\/p>\n

Little, 26, owns Buster’s, a sports bar in Mankato. He is the mystery man who purchased the Whizzinator that ex-Viking Onterrio Smith was so famously detained with at the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport in 2005. That piece of inglorious local sports history — a device with a prosthetic penis attached to a jock strap and filled with “clean” urine to help pass a drug test — was up for auction Friday night in Shakopee.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

It’s probably just the 7-year-old in me that finds it amusing that this particular device was being auctioned off in a place called Shake-o-pee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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