{"id":7291,"date":"2011-01-20T07:59:23","date_gmt":"2011-01-20T11:59:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=7291"},"modified":"2011-01-20T10:03:16","modified_gmt":"2011-01-20T14:03:16","slug":"this-is-not-the-powder-you-were-hoping-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2011\/01\/20\/this-is-not-the-powder-you-were-hoping-for\/","title":{"rendered":"This is not the powder you were hoping for"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is bound to show up in some &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2011\/01\/20\/cremains_fail\/\" target=\"_blank\">stupid criminal tricks<\/a>&#8221; roundup:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Florida cops have cuffed a burglary gang who broke into a house and stole the ashes of the owner&#8217;s father, believing they were illicit narcotics.<\/p>\n<p>The victim returned to her Silver Springs residence to discover she was short of a few items, including electronics and jewellery. Rather more disturbing was the absence of the ashes of her departed dad, and those of her two Great Danes.<\/p>\n<p>[. . .]<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It was soon discovered that the suspects snorted some of the ashes believing they were snorting cocaine,&#8221; local Fox News reports.<\/p>\n<p>Once the penny had dropped, the master criminals ditched their booty, which police are trying to locate.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is bound to show up in some &#8220;stupid criminal tricks&#8221; roundup: Florida cops have cuffed a burglary gang who broke into a house and stole the ashes of the owner&#8217;s father, believing they were illicit narcotics. The victim returned to her Silver Springs residence to discover she was short of a few items, including [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[57,9,13],"tags":[343,156,120],"class_list":["post-7291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","category-law","category-usa","tag-crimeandpunishment","tag-fail","tag-florida"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-1TB","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7291"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7291\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7292,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7291\/revisions\/7292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}