{"id":7258,"date":"2011-01-18T07:29:31","date_gmt":"2011-01-18T11:29:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=7258"},"modified":"2011-01-18T08:32:30","modified_gmt":"2011-01-18T12:32:30","slug":"the-elder-gods-will-not-be-mocked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2011\/01\/18\/the-elder-gods-will-not-be-mocked\/","title":{"rendered":"The Elder Gods will not be mocked"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, wait. <a href=\"http:\/\/blastr.com\/2009\/10\/great-cthulhu-toys.php\" target=\"_blank\">Yes, they will<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>H.P. Lovecraft&#8217;s elder god Cthulhu is supposed to be terrifying, hideous and awe-inspiring\u2014but whoever knew he could be this darn cute? Check out 14 toys that take a slimy monster and turn it cuddly.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/CthulhuMyLittlePony.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"CthulhuMyLittlePony\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7259\" srcset=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/CthulhuMyLittlePony.jpg 500w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/CthulhuMyLittlePony-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/CthulhuMyLittlePony-480x360.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><br \/>Cthulhu My Little Pony<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/CthulhuPlushChristmasWreath.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"CthulhuPlushChristmasWreath\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7260\" srcset=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/CthulhuPlushChristmasWreath.jpg 500w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/CthulhuPlushChristmasWreath-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/CthulhuPlushChristmasWreath-480x480.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><br \/>Cthulhu Christmas Wreath<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>H\/T to <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/muskrat_john\/statuses\/27232474245365760\" target=\"_blank\">John Kovalic<\/a> for the link.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, wait. Yes, they will: H.P. Lovecraft&#8217;s elder god Cthulhu is supposed to be terrifying, hideous and awe-inspiring\u2014but whoever knew he could be this darn cute? Check out 14 toys that take a slimy monster and turn it cuddly. Cthulhu My Little Pony Cthulhu Christmas Wreath H\/T to John Kovalic for the link.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[57,73],"tags":[374],"class_list":["post-7258","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","category-randomness","tag-children"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-1T4","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7258","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7258"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7258\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7264,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7258\/revisions\/7264"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}