{"id":71936,"date":"2022-06-04T01:00:04","date_gmt":"2022-06-04T05:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=71936"},"modified":"2022-06-03T08:39:32","modified_gmt":"2022-06-03T12:39:32","slug":"qotd-a-smidgen-of-forgiveness-for-the-boomers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2022\/06\/04\/qotd-a-smidgen-of-forgiveness-for-the-boomers\/","title":{"rendered":"QotD: A smidgen of forgiveness for the Boomers"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>For as much shit as I give them \u2014 and as much as they deserve it \u2014 I can forgive The Boomers quite a bit. In all previous history, having your entire world accommodate itself to your every whim was a privilege reserved for the more puissant monarchs of the bigger kingdoms. But starting about 1963, American life completely recalibrated itself around the passing fancies of ordinary suburban kids.<\/p>\n

That has to mess with your head a bit.<\/p>\n

In the same way, no previous generation had ever seen their youth commercialized and sold back to them in middle age, and that’s what messed with our<\/em> heads. The passing fancies of those ordinary suburban kids in 1963 all involved sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll. We \u2014 Gen X \u2014 wanted those things too, but since by definition nothing is lamer than your parents, we had to be all, like, you know, whatever<\/em> about it.<\/p>\n

If you can grok the concept of a 45 year old telling you \u2014 with complete, almost heartbreaking sincerity \u2014 not to trust anyone over 30, you can grok the 1990s.<\/p>\n

If you can’t, I don’t recommend trying. It’s like an anti-koan \u2014 if you solve it, you’ll achieve a lower consciousness. But if you’re determined to experience it, get really, really, really drunk and watch Forrest Gump<\/em> a few times back to back. Really experience it as a work of art … because it is. It’s meticulously constructed. Forrest Gump is a mildly retarded man who stumbles, through dumb fucking luck, into fame and fortune through every significant event of the last half century. (He even has a huge dick, although that’s a detail from the source novel that got left on the cutting room floor).<\/p>\n

Is there any more perfect metaphor for My G-G-Generation than that?<\/p>\n

That’s<\/em> what we grew up with. That whole generation was what some wag said about George Bush the First: Born on third base, thinking he hit a triple. And, of course, by merciless application of cold logic: that was also us. The only difference was that while the Boomers were congenitally incapable of seeing it, we were congenitally incapable of getting over it. So, you know, like, whatever<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Severian, “A Meta-Review”, Founding Questions<\/em><\/a>, 2022-02-24.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

For as much shit as I give them \u2014 and as much as they deserve it \u2014 I can forgive The Boomers quite a bit. In all previous history, having your entire world accommodate itself to your every whim was a privilege reserved for the more puissant monarchs of the bigger kingdoms. But starting about […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":35193,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[57,28,41,13],"tags":[1403,407,262,1205,122,1462],"class_list":["post-71936","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","category-media","category-quotations","category-usa","tag-1990s","tag-babyboomers","tag-culture","tag-generationx","tag-movies","tag-severian"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/favicon.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-iIg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71936","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71936"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71936\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":74073,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71936\/revisions\/74073"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/35193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71936"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71936"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71936"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}