{"id":70820,"date":"2022-12-26T01:00:37","date_gmt":"2022-12-26T06:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=70820"},"modified":"2022-12-25T08:34:47","modified_gmt":"2022-12-25T13:34:47","slug":"qotd-christmas-gluttony","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2022\/12\/26\/qotd-christmas-gluttony\/","title":{"rendered":"QotD: Christmas gluttony"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><a href=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/QotD-thumbnail-400x400.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:right; padding: 0px 0px 10px 25px\" src=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/QotD-thumbnail-400x400.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-48672\" srcset=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/QotD-thumbnail-400x400.png 400w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/QotD-thumbnail-400x400-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/QotD-thumbnail-400x400-50x50.png 50w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a>Body: I can&#8217;t physically eat any more.<br \/>\nBrain: THERE&#8217;S STILL CHEESE LEFT, PUSSY!<br \/>\nBody: But I hurt.<br \/>\nBrain: EAT MORE CHOCOLATE NOW!<br \/>\nBody: *cries*<br \/>\nBrain: WASH IT DOWN WITH A PINT OF BAILEYS.<br \/>\nBody: I\u2019m begging you. Please stop.<br \/>\nBody: SNORT THAT PURPLE QUALITY STREET, BITCH.<\/p>\n<p>Amanda (Pandamoanimum), <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Pandamoanimum\/status\/1474828014802382851\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Twitter<\/em><\/a>, 2018-09-13.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Body: I can&#8217;t physically eat any more. Brain: THERE&#8217;S STILL CHEESE LEFT, PUSSY! Body: But I hurt. Brain: EAT MORE CHOCOLATE NOW! Body: *cries* Brain: WASH IT DOWN WITH A PINT OF BAILEYS. Body: I\u2019m begging you. Please stop. Body: SNORT THAT PURPLE QUALITY STREET, BITCH. Amanda (Pandamoanimum), Twitter, 2018-09-13.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":35193,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,74,57,41],"tags":[345],"class_list":["post-70820","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-britain","category-food","category-humour","category-quotations","tag-christmas"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/favicon.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-iqg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70820","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70820"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70820\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":78889,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70820\/revisions\/78889"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/35193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70820"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70820"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70820"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}