{"id":70664,"date":"2025-06-14T01:00:13","date_gmt":"2025-06-14T05:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=70664"},"modified":"2025-06-13T10:00:36","modified_gmt":"2025-06-13T14:00:36","slug":"qotd-university-students-or-npcs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2025\/06\/14\/qotd-university-students-or-npcs\/","title":{"rendered":"QotD: University students or NPCs?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>When I first started teaching, for instance, I had to constantly remind myself that my charges were just teenagers. At most they were 21, 22 tops, which is basically the same thing. So much of the crap they pulled, then, was just typical teenager stuff. All they really needed to straighten themselves out was two good head knocks and a swift kick in the ass, which life would soon provide. I did exactly the same sort of dumb stuff back in my own undergrad days \u2013 maybe not as bad, but it was a difference of degree, not kind. They’d be ok in a few years.<\/p>\n

A few semesters on, and that no longer applied. Sure, sure, they were still teenagers, and still pulled typical teenager capers … but a new set of behaviors crept in. I can’t describe them exactly, in detail, but the overall impression was: here’s someone doing a pretty good impersonation of a teenager. Most every kid goes through the faux<\/em>-sophisticate stage, usually somewhere around age 12, and this kinda looked like that \u2014 young kids pretending to be a lot older \u2014 but it also looked a lot like the opposite end of the spectrum. Not quite “hello, fellow teens!” \u2014 not yet \u2014 but there was something like that going on, too. It was weird, but I figured it was mostly in my head \u2014 I’ve always been a grouchy old man, but now I was actually chronologically old enough to let my freak flag fly, so I assumed that’s what I was doing. They’re<\/em> not changing, I am<\/em> …<\/p>\n

Fast forward a few more semesters, and nope, it’s definitely<\/em> them. The kids at the tail end of my career still looked like bargain basement Rich Littles, doing impersonations of teenagers, but their act was terrible<\/em>. Remember a few years back, when Facebook or Twitter or whoever tried to make an AI chat bot, and it immediately turned super racist? Not that these kids were racists \u2014 they were the furthest thing from that \u2014 but they all seemed to have a small stock of crowdsourced responses. And that’s ALL they had, so no matter what the situation, they’d shoehorn it in to one of their canned affects, because that’s all they had.<\/p>\n

By the very end, interacting with them was like playing one of those old text-adventure games from the very dawn of the personal computer, like Zork<\/em><\/a>. They’d respond to commands, but only the right<\/em> commands, in the exact word order. No deviations allowed, and of course their responses were equally programmed.<\/p>\n

Severian, “Terminators”, Founding Questions<\/em><\/a>, 2021-12-04.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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