{"id":6875,"date":"2010-12-14T12:30:29","date_gmt":"2010-12-14T16:30:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=6875"},"modified":"2010-12-14T13:05:43","modified_gmt":"2010-12-14T17:05:43","slug":"qotd-buzzword-bingo-resume-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2010\/12\/14\/qotd-buzzword-bingo-resume-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"QotD: Buzzword Bingo, resum\u00e9 edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p>Are you a motivated multitasker with extensive experience that has helped you become a results oriented team player?<\/p>\n<p>Does your online resume say you have a dynamic and innovative skill set which has led to a proven track record of being entrepreneurial in a fast paced world?<\/p>\n<p>Then congratulations, you\u2019ve successfully used all 10 of the most overused buzzwords on LinkedIn in just two sentences.<\/p>\n<p>[. . .]<\/p>\n<p>And just so you know we tried, we did manage to get all 10 buzzwords into one single colossally cringe-worthy sentence sure to make any human resources manager\u2019s skin crawl.<\/p>\n<p>Heaven help the poor guy who has this phrase on his LinkedIn profile:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHi, I\u2019m a motivated multitakser with extensive experience as an entrepreneurial and results oriented team player whose innovative and dynamic skills have helped me become adept at working in a fast paced world with a proven track record.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ta-da!<\/p>\n<p>Matt Hartley, <a href=\"http:\/\/business.financialpost.com\/2010\/12\/14\/fp-tech-desk-the-10-most-overused-employment-buzzwords-on-linkedin\/\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;The 10 most overused employment buzzwords on LinkedIn&#8221;, <em>Financial Post<\/em><\/a>, 2010-12-14<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you a motivated multitasker with extensive experience that has helped you become a results oriented team player? Does your online resume say you have a dynamic and innovative skill set which has led to a proven track record of being entrepreneurial in a fast paced world? Then congratulations, you\u2019ve successfully used all 10 of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,57,41],"tags":[58,95,428],"class_list":["post-6875","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bureaucracy","category-humour","category-quotations","tag-internet","tag-jobs","tag-marketing"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-1MT","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6875","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6875"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6875\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6877,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6875\/revisions\/6877"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6875"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6875"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6875"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}