{"id":68707,"date":"2025-02-26T01:00:43","date_gmt":"2025-02-26T06:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=68707"},"modified":"2025-02-25T10:23:01","modified_gmt":"2025-02-25T15:23:01","slug":"qotd-the-banality-of-crime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2025\/02\/26\/qotd-the-banality-of-crime\/","title":{"rendered":"QotD: The banality of crime"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>When I was still in grad school, there was a big pot bust in College Town. Big enough to merit statewide notice, anyway \u2014 a couple hundred pounds, something like that, obviously not El Chapo<\/em> level but enough to where some kind of actual, organized smuggling was involved.<\/p>\n

Cynical bastard that I am, I immediately wondered just how they’d managed this feat of law enforcement. College Town being, well, a college<\/em> town, it had a surprisingly large police force, but the cops dealt overwhelmingly with quality-of-life stuff. I doubt they had more than one or two full time detectives (if that) chasing burglars; I don’t recall College Town ever having a homicide. They certainly didn’t have narcs on the force, is what I’m getting at, so how on earth did they disrupt this small-time, amateurish, yet still legit (on volume alone) drug smuggling operation?<\/p>\n

I forget the details, but as you’d surmise from this story taking place in Clown World, they were fake and gay. I’m slightly fictionalizing, and slightly exaggerating, but it really was on the level of “A prowl car saw a guy driving erratically and pulled him over, at which point smoke started billowing out of the windows. The cop looked in and found a felony amount of pot sitting in a garbage bag on the front seat, and the driver copped a plea \u2014 he ratted out his supplier, and when the cops showed up with a warrant, that knucklehead, too, had his bales of marijuana sitting out in plain view on the living room couch.”<\/p>\n

Most crime works like that, as it turns out. Even in the big cities, where police departments have bigger budgets and more combat power than a lot of European armies. Homicides, for instance, are 99% paperwork, I’m told. Everyone knows that Peanut shot Ray Ray over a pair of sneakers, not least because Peanut is walking around in the damn things, and probably still has the gun shoved in the waistband of his track suit, too. “Solving” the homicide is just a matter of putting the paperwork through. Stone cold whodunits, like big sophisticated undercover narcotics operations, are vanishingly rare, because the cost of enforcement, let’s call it, is extremely high.<\/p>\n

I know, I know, The Wire<\/em> was a tv show, but people I know who really do work in law enforcement say it’s close enough to the real thing for our purposes. Drug dealers down in the ‘hood aren’t nearly as smart and sophisticated and above all self-disciplined as the Barksdale Crew, but the basic principle is the same: Since the low-level people are inevitably going to get busted, make sure that the low-level people don’t have anything on the guys one level higher, and your drug dealing operation is more or less safe. Just as Peanut could probably get away with blasting Ray Ray in broad daylight if he were smart enough not to wear the shoes around, so the pot dealers in College Town could’ve gotten away with their operation more or less forever, provided they weren’t stupid enough to be driving around high on their own supply, with said supply in plain view in the passenger seat.<\/p>\n

Severian, “The Cost of Enforcement”, Founding Questions<\/em><\/a>, 2021-09-29.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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