{"id":6782,"date":"2010-12-08T08:32:43","date_gmt":"2010-12-08T12:32:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=6782"},"modified":"2010-12-08T10:35:43","modified_gmt":"2010-12-08T14:35:43","slug":"has-anyone-seen-this-taser","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2010\/12\/08\/has-anyone-seen-this-taser\/","title":{"rendered":"Has anyone seen this Taser?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2010\/12\/08\/taser_missing_in_action\/\" target=\"_blank\">John Oates<\/a> has a bit of fun at the expense of the Metropolitan Police:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Police appeal for missing Taser<\/strong><br \/>Shocking loss, but stunning Christmas present<\/p>\n<p>The Metropolitan Police ia appealing for the return of a Taser and four cartridges that were left on the roof of a police car, which was then driven away&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>A Met firearms officer attended an early morning briefing at Norfolk Row, Lambeth. After the briefing, possibly focussed on coffee and a bacon sandwich, the copper put the Taser on the roof of the marked police car and drove off.<\/p>\n<p>An hour and a half later it dawned on the unfortunate officer what had happened, by which time the Taser was no longer on the roof.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>John Oates has a bit of fun at the expense of the Metropolitan Police: Police appeal for missing TaserShocking loss, but stunning Christmas present The Metropolitan Police ia appealing for the return of a Taser and four cartridges that were left on the roof of a police car, which was then driven away&#8230; A Met [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,57,9],"tags":[49,350,471,98],"class_list":["post-6782","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-britain","category-humour","category-law","tag-guns","tag-london","tag-nonlethalweapons","tag-police"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-1Lo","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6782","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6782"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6782\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6784,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6782\/revisions\/6784"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6782"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6782"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6782"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}