{"id":66684,"date":"2021-09-23T01:00:40","date_gmt":"2021-09-23T05:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=66684"},"modified":"2022-04-07T09:55:20","modified_gmt":"2022-04-07T13:55:20","slug":"qotd-the-problem-with-free-tech-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2021\/09\/23\/qotd-the-problem-with-free-tech-stuff\/","title":{"rendered":"QotD: The problem with “free” tech stuff"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>… I\u2019m baffled by this idea \u2014 seemingly everywhere in modern marketing \u2014 that they can somehow annoy you into buying their products. Music streaming services like Spotify are all but unlistenable because of it \u2014 not only do you get four ads every three songs, but three of the four ads ask “Want a break from the ads? Join premium!!” Or … you know … I could just go back to listening to tunes the old fashioned way. Humanity’s Greatest Genius, when he lays off that shtick for a minute, actually has some good riffs on this. We all must<\/em> learn to deprogram ourselves from the Cult of Free. If they’re giving away the product, then you<\/em> are the product. Much like a college degree, “free” tech is actually negative equity \u2014 you’re actually worse off for doing it.<\/p>\n

It has gotten so bad lately that they don’t just barrage you with ads, they’re now starting to force-feed you content<\/em>. I used to have Amazon Music \u2014 the free one, of course \u2014 because it was a good way to listen to The Z Man’s podcasts and my classical library during my commute. I’d download albums to my phone, switch to “offline” mode, and listen that way. Which Amazon obviously considers no good, because they pushed out some “car mode” bullshit that now automatically turns your wifi on, then starts blasting hip hop at you. And that’s not all! A few weeks back, while trying to figure out a way to turn the damn thing off, I noticed that it now has a “your playlist” feature, based on “your” music … which is, of course, the same force-fed rap shit I’ve been trying so desperately to avoid. It has decided that not only shall I listen<\/em> to Young Jeezy, Big Weezy, and MC Funetik Spelyn, I will also like it<\/em>, to such a degree that they will start force-feeding me other shit based on my “likes”.<\/p>\n

Yeah. Uninstalled. Fuck you, Bezos. I’ve got a CD player. And when Microsoft decides that I’m not listening to the right music on that, and uninstalls the driver, I’ve got a tape deck. And when that breaks, I will sing to myself as I go down the highway. 99 bottles of beer on the wall, motherfucker, just like bus trips back in Boy Scouts. Enough is enough.<\/p>\n

Severian, “Mailbag \/ Grab Bag”, Rotten Chestnuts<\/em><\/a>, 2021-06-18.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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