{"id":65531,"date":"2023-11-22T01:00:12","date_gmt":"2023-11-22T06:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=65531"},"modified":"2023-11-21T10:00:32","modified_gmt":"2023-11-21T15:00:32","slug":"qotd-american-universities-sportsball-and-wealthy-alumni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2023\/11\/22\/qotd-american-universities-sportsball-and-wealthy-alumni\/","title":{"rendered":"QotD: American universities, “sportsball”, and wealthy alumni"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>It is, or at least used to be, a truth universally acknowledged, that the Athletic Department was the only bastion of sanity left in higher “education”. I love watching Marxists squirm, so the start of football season was always my favorite time back in my professin’ days. Every year, the doofus Marxoid faculty would write their annual complaint about sportsball \u2014 “not germane to the purpose of a university”; “takes away too many resources from academics”; “toxic masculinity” and so forth \u2014 and every year, the President and Board of Trustees would tell the eggheads to go pound sand.<\/p>\n

NOT, I hasten to add, because the Prez and the Trustees (hereafter: The Administration) were some kind of normal folks. Oh God no \u2014 quite the opposite, in fact. No open conservative has been hired to any position in academia for the past thirty, forty years; to make it into the ranks of The Administration, you have to be #woker than #woke. Rather, it was because The Administration were among the few mortals privy to the college’s balance sheet. Seriously, those things are more closely guarded than our nuclear launch codes … but The Administration sees them, and draws the only possible conclusion: Without sportsball, the whole university system is toast.<\/p>\n

But alas for the bottom line, Intersectionality is a jealous god, and xzhey will have none before xzhem. The Administration knows \u2014 they must<\/em> know, they can’t not<\/em> know \u2014 that all the stuff that makes big league college football go comes from “boosters”, i.e. rich idiots with way more money than sense, and their corporations. But since The Administration is full of even dumber Marxists than the faculty \u2014 yeah yeah, I know, I didn’t think it was possible either \u2014 they’ve apparently decided to assume, in true Leftist style, that since the money has always just kinda, you know, been there<\/em>, it will continue to, you know, somehow, someway, continue to be there<\/em>.<\/p>\n

I mean, what are those rich oilmen from Texas gonna do, not watch football?<\/p>\n

Severian, “Ludicrous Speed Update: The NCAA”, Rotten Chestnuts<\/em>, 2021-04-14.<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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