{"id":62977,"date":"2021-05-11T01:00:08","date_gmt":"2021-05-11T05:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=62977"},"modified":"2022-04-07T09:46:48","modified_gmt":"2022-04-07T13:46:48","slug":"qotd-the-disappointing-sex-lives-of-the-rich-and-famous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2021\/05\/11\/qotd-the-disappointing-sex-lives-of-the-rich-and-famous\/","title":{"rendered":"QotD: The (disappointing) sex lives of the rich and famous"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><a href=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/QotD-thumbnail-400x400.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:left; padding: 0px 15px 10px 0px\" src=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/QotD-thumbnail-400x400.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-48672\" srcset=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/QotD-thumbnail-400x400.png 400w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/QotD-thumbnail-400x400-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/QotD-thumbnail-400x400-50x50.png 50w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a>I suspect [&#8230;] one of the main reasons rock stars, who really <em>can<\/em> have the super hot model, always end up cheating on her \u2014 because it&#8217;s not really her. In their minds, they became rock stars specifically to get that kind of girl &#8230; but that&#8217;s the thing: That kind of girl doesn&#8217;t exist. She&#8217;s a 2D image, heavily photoshopped. Oh, I&#8217;m sure Supermodel X really IS hot in real life, but she&#8217;s also just a person, which means she farts and snores and wakes up with bed head and all that. Plus, rock stars really do live with the equivalent of their own personal Photoshop, in the form of a small army of flunkies who make all of life&#8217;s routine frustrations go away. So it must be even more maddening to find out that the Cover Girl really does have myriad small blemishes, because, you know, she&#8217;s a real person, and not the fantasy you signed up for when you signed that big record deal.<\/p>\n<p>Severian, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rottenchestnuts.com\/junkies\/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Junkies&#8221;, <em>Rotten Chestnuts<\/em><\/a>, 2021-01-18.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I suspect [&#8230;] one of the main reasons rock stars, who really can have the super hot model, always end up cheating on her \u2014 because it&#8217;s not really her. In their minds, they became rock stars specifically to get that kind of girl &#8230; but that&#8217;s the thing: That kind of girl doesn&#8217;t exist. 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